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Marty McFly: I traveled back to 2004 in this Cybertruck Doc Brown: What happened to it? MM: No they're all like that … DB: What's 2024 like? MM: You know Clippy? DB: The paperclip? MM: Everything has one now DB: They made them useful? MM: No they lie now … DB: You need my help to go back? MM: Back?

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Mark Shore's avatar Mark Shore @markshore.bsky.social
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Doc Brown: What happened to it? MM: No they're all like that 🏆

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Norm Wilner's avatar Norm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social
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The joke is that a Cybertruck could get up to 88 MPH, of course

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I would like stores to stop requiring everything to be on a separate app, each requiring updates rather than just having a webpage I log on to and do things like clips coupons.

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Agape's avatar Agape @agape.bsky.social
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It's more like Bonzi Buddy than Clippy. At least Clippy wasn't actively malware.

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Danger Manley's avatar Danger Manley @dangermanley.bsky.social
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📌

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Marley Jay, a Werewolf of Wall Street's avatar Marley Jay, a Werewolf of Wall Street @marleywrites.bsky.social
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If you drive your time-traveling Cybertruck 88 miles an hour it automatically takes you to Hitler and says “Congratulations!” as a copy of “Mein Kampf” pops out of the glovebox with an autograph pen.

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Babsbeaty's avatar Babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social
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I picked a fight with Facebook’s nee AI feature yesterday. JUST LET ME SEARCH FOR OUR NEIGHBORHOOD GROUP

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Chuck's avatar Chuck @chuckmcmanis.bsky.social
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Sometime later ... "Mom, it did it again!" "What honey?" "My paper says 'HP is batshit crazy' and yet when the printer prints it, it comes out as 'HP's motives are complex and hard to understand'!"

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I am Jack's Cellphone's avatar I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social
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“Your tone is quasi-facetious, but…you do not realize that Clippy was the only Customer Service to survive the AI Wars” 👍

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