Marty McFly: I traveled back to 2004 in this Cybertruck
Doc Brown: What happened to it?
MM: No they're all like that
…
DB: What's 2024 like?
MM: You know Clippy?
DB: The paperclip?
MM: Everything has one now
DB: They made them useful?
MM: No they lie now
…
DB: You need my help to go back?
MM: Back?
I would like stores to stop requiring everything to be on a separate app, each requiring updates rather than just having a webpage I log on to and do things like clips coupons.
If you drive your time-traveling Cybertruck 88 miles an hour it automatically takes you to Hitler and says “Congratulations!” as a copy of “Mein Kampf” pops out of the glovebox with an autograph pen.
Sometime later ...
"Mom, it did it again!"
"What honey?"
"My paper says 'HP is batshit crazy' and yet when the printer prints it, it comes out as 'HP's motives are complex and hard to understand'!"