Jed Shaffer

luke @coolhand.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 02, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

I just got straight murdered by this. Like it didn’t just attack me, I am now dead

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:05 UTC

I said all I have to say in the review, which is a lot. #Letterboxd #FilmSky

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

RiffTrax did a live new riff on Space Mutiny and left in all that got cut out. Somehow, with more scenes, the plot gets MORE incoherent.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

My obligatory Hitch movie for the weekend, and it's just there. #FilmSky #Letterboxd

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

This was one of my dad’s favorite movies. When the bathtub scene happened, you would’ve thought he was watching man walk on the moon he was so excited.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:51 UTC

This movie has a character named Jed that's described as a cynic, and a character that moved across the country from Oregon. I feel called out. #Letterboxd #FilmSky

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

I don’t think Cena’s like that. He’s not nearly as obsessed with his image and protecting his brand as Rock is. I think for Cena this is a full commitment and a transition to the next stage of life. Time will tell.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

And 95% of them didn’t have Hollywood careers, which hates it when their actors get injured. I think it’s for real.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

An apt name, as that's where this movie should be buried. #Letterboxd #FilmSky

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

What happens when you mix an ouroboros with a Möbius strip. #FilmSky #Letterboxd

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

That is some top notch wordplay.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

"Andrew Tate can flee to a country without an extradition treaty" would be more accurate.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:37 UTC

My #LastFourWatched for #Letterboxd Friday. A pretty good run lately.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:49 UTC

I think album sleeve B is Garbage's self-titled debut, and C is Pink Floyd's Delicate Sound Of Thunder.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

Sega forgets everything about their history that isn’t the same 40 Genesis games, Sonic, or Yakuza. It’s infuriating how much of their history languishes in obscurity.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

Maybe if you're going to send me a message about being a guest on my video game podcast, and you lead with "I listened to your show, I love it", maybe don't follow up by touting topics that have nothing to do with video games. Like, real estate investment and house flipping.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

One has an actual flavor profile and one is unflavored skim milk pudding. Just saying.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

You have that backwards, sir.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

Yeah, it's decent. Not bad so much as just standard-issue time travel stuff. No real surprises to be had, but certainly not a bad use of 80 minutes.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

It asks no questions, and couldn't provide answers if it did. #Letterboxd #FilmSky

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

I've been working my way through the movies in Romero's filmography that I hadn't seen, and this was one of them. I think average fans get so hyper-focused on the trilogy and aren't open to later works, which is a shame. I actually like this more than Night.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

This is a watershed moment. I've found a found-footage movie I like. #Letterboxd #FilmSky

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films: M: Monty Python and the Holy Grail O: One Hour Photo V: Vertigo I: I, Tonya E: Eighth Grade

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

I’m so glad to see someone else who finds Wes Anderson and Kubrick to be bin juice.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

My wife and I saw it because it won Academy Awards. We thought “ooh, good cast, won statues, it’s gotta be good”. We were so dumbfounded at the end how it could be so beloved by critics.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

Someone else who hates Mystic River? I’VE FOUND MY PEOPLE.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

Four films you don't just dislike, you despise.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

Better than I expected, and that's more than good enough. #Letterboxd #FilmSky

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

This was one hell of a sucker punch of a movie. #Letterboxd #FilmSky

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

We’ll scoop your vanilla apart!

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

The most movie of the Beatles movies. #FilmSky #Letterboxd

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

This is the better play.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

#LetsGetAcquainted
#MusicChallenge

Day 30, Your favorite song right now:

Can’t say I have one. So here’s a song I like a lot, “Sirens”, by Pearl Jam.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark’s in the salsa. Our shark.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

The movie that most represents Welles as an artist, and that utterly magnificent crane shot is part of it.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

Touch Of Evil.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

#LetsGetAcquainted
#MusicChallenge

Day 29, A song that is on your iPod: “Rude Awakening”, by Prong

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

How many days before this double edged sword comes back to bite them?

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

I love it with and without, for entirely different moods.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

WWE 2K24 and Awkward. Totally natural crossover.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

#Letterboxd #LastFourWatched Friday

The movies I thought would be good weren’t, and the ones I didn’t have high hopes for impressed.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

#LetsGetAcquainted
#MusicChallenge

Day 28, A song that has a great music video: “Rabbit In Your Headlights”, by UNKLE (w/Thom Yorke)

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

That’s only like 5 in dog years.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Nolights.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

Not even trying to come up with an excuse.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

I imagine they’ll just say “accusations are not proof” or victim blame or something. Standard playbook stuff.

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Jed Shaffer @streetsajed.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:01 UTC

#LetsGetAcquainted
#MusicChallenge

Day 27, A song by a band you want to hang out with: “Alternica”, by Veruca Salt

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