I'd probably do something foolish like climb up a ladder and try to get it off with a broom, and then fall over.
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My partner has had to explain to more than one upset family why their loved one who died with jaundice looks like the Incredible Hulk after embalming. They are usually okay with it after that though.
It's an upsetting, uncertain time.
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It’s #PortfolioDay! I’m a multidisciplinary artist whose visual work is #SciArt #symptomatology and #anatomy #embroidery. I’m also a writer and composer. 🧶🩺🧪🐡
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Same for you, friend. American healthcare!
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Yeah absolutely. My family can't grow the chops which is a big reason I don't see the point of going on T for me. I just want them chops!
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Oh my god I have always wanted mutton chops. I would fucking trade you.
Mutton chops are so dope.
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Remelteon is over $400 a month so I guess it's cheaper to get me addicted to benzos than to give me something that will help me sleep with little or no side effects.
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Love to have my insurance decline my Remelteon prescription because they don't have a record that I've ever tried Ambien or other addictive, short-term treatments to treat the insomnia that I've had since I hit puberty.
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I scrubbed it and it turned into little sticky gross balls and I can't get them off of my fingers and they feel like snot.
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Thanks! I took a lovely shower this morning and enjoyed water running over my face, but I am sticky :(
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Yeah, it's fucking annoying and there's absolutely no reason for it.
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Laid my heart monitor to rest in its little cardboard bed to prepare it for its journey. Safe travels, little guy.
I feel kinda bad for whoever needs to touch these nasty things when they arrive, though.
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You know, just a helpful alert to let people know I will probably randomly insert myself into their conversations I overhear if they're about my special interests, then abruptly leave to investigate something interesting I've seen across the room.
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Someone added a content warning for autism on a meme they posted to Discord, which kind of bothered me, but then I considered that having a big yellow sign around my neck that says "Warning! AuDHD!" might be helpful at parties.
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Holy shit, that's awful.
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Yes. Linked In is abhorrent to usssss
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Looking for neurodivergent panelists (academics/former academics) for this session in the fall and I realized that is probably going to be very limited on LinkedIn for many, many reasons but mostly bc we nd folks hate LinkedIn. 😂😩
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I should look up all the codes and see how much I can fuck my insurance this year. HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED!!
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Doubling down on having maxed out all my medical deductibles for the year by scheduling an mri to see if I need brain surgery. Maybe I can fit that in this year so I don't have to pay shit.
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You know, the more of this irresponsible right wing coverage you put out there, the more of a hole you're going to need to climb out of to restore your credibility as a news agency, right?
This is on par with the New York Post, guys. What are you doing, here?
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Steeling myself against calling my insurance to ask about all these bills today.
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I just read an article that said "Why is it taking so long for your favorite movies and tv series to air? Blame the writers and actor strikes"
No I won't. I'm blaming that ✨single✨ motherfucker at the studio who makes $250 million dollars a year who's one job is supposed to make this shit happen.
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Oh wow that super sucks. I'm so sorry.
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We! Never! Stopped! Getting! COVID!!!! What the actual SHIT is this headline?????? There has never been a time, in the last 4.5 godforsaken years, when we didn't have people getting COVID!!!
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I used Zoom's screen recording tool yesterday to record one of my favorite FFXIV quests because it's silly, but the resulting video quality was garbage.
To add insult to injury, I received an unexpected and unwanted AI summary after the fact and discovered that I was Assigned Female By Zoom.
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Amazing!!
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I love Aniara
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You can eat my whole ass, Apple Health app. I walked farther today than I did yesterday. I can't help it if you're stupid.
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I enjoyed all his Souplantation upholstery suits.
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Reading about trans issues has radicalized me from "folks should have ready access to gender-affirming care" to "it should be free and come with a commemorative coffee mug."
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Being sick with a mysterious illness sucks ass. It's hard being randomly disabled and struggling to do basic shit like breathe and walk and not knowing if/when you'll ever really get better.
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Normal cat: ooh yes sunbeam!
General Fu Hao: ew
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Furmento mori
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Man, those ladies just treat you like a big piece of meat, too.
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Rubbing a mosquito-bitten leg on some concrete.
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I'm so relieved! I hope they stay that way for a while yet.
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