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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
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"I'm worried about the bad guy so let me help the bad guy" is a weird flex
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️@easybakedoven.bsky.social |
607 followers 361 following 3655 posts
You're not mad at what I said. You're mad that what I said was true. 😘
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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"I'm worried about the bad guy so let me help the bad guy" is a weird flex
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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I don't need this vacuums negativity
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Holly Brolightly
@hollyholightly.bsky.social
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evening 4 of Numbnuts Like To Explode Stuff
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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😭😭😭😭
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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😭😭😭
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Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
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Mark Robinson, a Black man running for governor in North Carolina, is going so hard to win the MAGA vote that he’s advocating to kill the people they want to kill. Weird flex, ‘cuz MAGA wants to kill people who look like him.
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Mike Feher
@saxmike71.bsky.social
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I loved the gnomes book as a kid because they stirred my imagination into fanciful worlds:
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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lmao
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Did you pat-pat tho
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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How much do you have to like to fuck kids to call back multiple times and leave messages? Enough times to be the Republican nominee, evidently.
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wonder jenny
@galacticpotlady.bsky.social
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I’m not American but I devoured a hot dog earlier in a very slutty way
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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For 'muhriKKKa
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Huge guns, huge flags tiny penis, checks out
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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If you're waiting to pet a cat, stay in line!
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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lmao
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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i really hope i get the job because it’s not like i can put this thing back in my butler
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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BECKYZ HALP I CAN'T BREATHE 😭😭😭😭
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Not yet, but I'm thinking for my sister's wedding I might if it doesn't mess up my shoe choice 😭
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Is Joe Biden old? Yes. Would I vote for Joe Biden over Donald Trump? Also yes. Is the plague deadly? Sure it is. Would I also vote for the plague over Donald Trump? Yes, yes, absolutely. Give me the ballot.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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Fucking unbelievable that the big publications are running with this as the lead story after the Supreme Court just promised to install a convicted felon rapist insurrectionist as Emperor for Life.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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The biggest problem in America is y'all won't let anybody retire. Y'all screaming Biden drop out but y'all also screaming who's going to pay for my tax cuts, oh please not the rich let's take the money from the old people and let them work in the capitalism burger mine until they die.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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My bff sent this to me and said "you must be Gen X" 😭😭😭
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Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
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Sure, ok, RFK Jr. loves BBQ dog and Trump loves to fuck children, but obviously, the most important thing, and the narrative the media wants to push, is sometimes Biden forgets things. Totally normal stuff in a functioning Democracy. Definitely not end-stage Capitalism.
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Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
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Donald Trump loves to fuck children, but by all means WaPo and NYT, let's talk more about grandpa brain fart.
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Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
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The Supreme Court Christofascist majority thinks it's ok for Donald Trump to fuck children as long as it's part of his official duties. Evangelicals all have boners just thinking about it. This is the future conservatives want.
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Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
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Lily Allen is selling feet pics on OnlyFans, and all I have to say is, men, y’all are something else. lolz
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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Maybe I’m the real slim shady. You don’t know.
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.bsky.social
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Reminder for people who seem to be convinced that a deficit barely outside the margin of error in July is insurmountable
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Mike Feher
@saxmike71.bsky.social
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“But I had a Punisher sticker on my Cybertruck! Czar Musk, won’t you save us??”
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Though I'm going to giggle my ass off when Jethro in the oven next to me screams "but I'm white too"
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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As they line us all up for the ovens 5 months from now, I think we can all take some solace that Democrats strongly denounced it.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Hoo boy normally I whisper but this time I virtually screamed into the shadows for this one 😭😭😭
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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🙏🏼⚡⚡
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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😭😭😭
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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⚡This skeet has unusually powerful Kimmy Yaga energy⚡
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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I'm just saying if that 450lbs sack of lying fettid worm crap keels over before November, do not create a government conspiracy about it because I've been burning candles manifesting this shit for over 8 years now
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Mike Feher
@saxmike71.bsky.social
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This is what’s left after the worms eat everything from the inside out:
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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"Crime and Punishment" now just "Crime"
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Remember, the Bible says,"Do unto others, something something"
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Joe, take the shot.
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southpaw
@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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The president is himself forever immune from prosecution for crimes committed using his official power, and he can pardon anyone for helping him to commit federal crimes, explicitly including an actions in furtherance of a coup to illegally hold onto the office of the presidency. That’s the upshot.
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Rufus Hickok
@rufus-hickok.bsky.social
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The Popeye Defense. "Hey, look, I'm a Kennedy; of course, I sexually assaulted the nanny! Christ..."
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Pot Shop Boy
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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How many enchiladas have to be squeezed to make one can of enchilada sauce? What a waste of perfectly good enchiladas.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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They keep saying this shit and Roe v Wade's repeal is proof positive democracy is not fine for anyone except rich, white old men
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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😭😭😭
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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
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What I admire most about the owner of the orange Cybertruck is his commitment to never having sexual intercourse again
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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LOL oh how funny this was back then……..
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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First official act just dropped
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