Orum, Jens, Also a Swede!

Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 08:08 UTC

It’s so incredibly funny she never changed the thumbnail for the show, and never addressed it in the discord or on the pod. Just floats in my library never getting listened to or downloaded as a memory of a Pedophile Wonk spinning off

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 08:05 UTC

Every woman I’ve seen in the last 5 years, to a Tee, has met their ruggedly handsome husband, gotten pregnant and started their successful business immediately after we’ve mutually (for the most part) parted ways, it’s wild out there!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 08:00 UTC

My tummy hurts!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 08:35 UTC

It’s the boring intact liver tax, and it comes for all you sober freaks!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

If Nancy had the patented cheek poke, I’d go running with cash in hand!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

I think it’s derivative to consider “svelt twinks” as equipment #pridemonth

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

Thankfully I was on the toilet as I read this combination

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

Don’t have pics from the ball park or Frank losing his shit, but here’s the lights outside of the house I’m working on at midnight pst

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 07:50 UTC

Ahaha the NHL rolled out board ads last season or so for the broadcast and players were clipping in and out of them shits. Or a moving ad with a massive puck going around the boards…..

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 07:48 UTC

“It’s that dog in me” we don’t take it literal enough

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

Such a wonderful Gremlin

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

My van is decked in the packout drawers and multi racking, it’s so good but so damned expensive

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 09:31 UTC

I’m a cabinet and furniture builder that’s been in a highly professional installation position since 23 (33now), I probably own $60k easy of makita, Milwaukee and festool, and it’s Marvellous!!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

Don’t fall for it, it’s all “easier butter churning” click bait and this year’s kitschy bonnets

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 09:10 UTC

Wait until management adds the smell-o-vision lobby experience @blockedparty.bsky.social

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 07:42 UTC

“Ghetto black women” don’t have the taste for, or could bankroll the amount of suburban gear Kamala is on!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

In our lords year 2024, all my crushes, gay or otherwise have been outed as Zionist, war criminals and psychopaths. Even the all of the above crush (Cillian Murphy) was underwhelming

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 10, 2024 at 06:23 UTC

Gawd, these intrusive thoughts are getting to me

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 05:57 UTC

I did the math on the 400 claimed incidents this calendar year, based on 3.2 million daily riders, it works out to 5.9 “incidents” per day and 1 “incident” per 542,372 riders. But sure, send in the airborne divisions….

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 07:19 UTC

The natural symmetry of this flower is absolutely stunning

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 16, 2024 at 07:23 UTC

@merrittk.com how many voice prompts?! How many!?

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

I very much believe (although it comes from a CIS HET lens) that we need to be more militant at slapping down those who derail using messaging as a crutch. I am not willing to concede trans rights for the want of “parental school rights” type arguments and such

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 24, 2024 at 08:36 UTC

Made him look up my ”exhaust” pipe

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 24, 2024 at 08:33 UTC

I bottle my own

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 07:36 UTC

Demi is soooo cute!!!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 04:12 UTC

Gotta get your iron somewhere!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 19, 2023 at 05:08 UTC

Keep your voice down, the twins are sleeping

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 18, 2023 at 22:34 UTC

I refuse to believe one of you (not pointing fingers) doesn’t know all about trains, and probably elevators as well, based on his certain behaviours

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 15, 2023 at 08:32 UTC

Sober Senile smooth brain president isn’t quite hitting it

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 13, 2023 at 08:38 UTC

They can never make up their mind, trump calling for heads of state attorneys general and his vp is borderline fascism, but we should let republicans decide whether he should run again. It’s the “existential threat to the union, but this is when he became presidential” pipeline

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 08:03 UTC

That’s only 1800 calories of chocolate and caramel, better stock up for those late night cravings!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 08:20 UTC

It’s “Never again for me” not “Never again for thy”

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 07:49 UTC

This guy has taken the Philadelphia Flyers - Broadstreet bullies mentality way too far since growing up

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 07:46 UTC

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 28, 2023 at 05:16 UTC

@stefanheck.bsky.social the new screen is an affront to god #gocanucks ihatethisteampod

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 26, 2023 at 05:20 UTC

My favourite is “Eater of corn flakes” for a beserkie baby

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 22, 2023 at 09:48 UTC

I call it the: Act 1 Bambi

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 22, 2023 at 09:44 UTC

The biggest barrier to me 3d printing an army is me coming up with the off brand cereal bullshit names of models and parts

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 08:49 UTC

The worst part of this was that immediately following was the Indigenous acknowledgment. A validation of an oppressor and a token acknowledgment of those oppressed

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 14, 2023 at 06:30 UTC

and even though it’s set in 1986, he’s not a baby!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 14, 2023 at 05:49 UTC

Build the wall, because Brandon busted them all down pushing 10/10 pipe

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 02, 2023 at 08:48 UTC

Try on, what?! A sensible pair of shoes!?

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 25, 2023 at 02:13 UTC

Diet Coke for me daddy!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 18, 2023 at 09:47 UTC

I think they should be bigger, I want my dual shock to give me linoleum burn from from power sliding in Call of duty

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 07, 2023 at 07:56 UTC

Dan is so fucking cool

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 05, 2023 at 08:29 UTC

Ok, so it’s just Apple galette season now, pumpkin pie cheese cakes and bread puddings. Until it’s eggnog cheesecake and gingerbread season. Then in early spring here in Vancouver it’s time for brûlées and light vanilla flavoured cakes and cookies. Nbd

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 04, 2023 at 21:14 UTC

I’m imagining when my cat is super possessive and clingy, but as a 10 foot tall Lictor

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 08:35 UTC

As a white male anglophone, I approve this message!

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 08:32 UTC

Well you gotta give it up for Moochelle, they say she’s a cow, and secretly a man?! That’s quite wild. 2nd is the weed smoking daughter, don’t know the name

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Orum, Jens, Also a Swede! @swedeoj.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 08:29 UTC

It’s learning!

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