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Anyway this isn't a very interesting story. I'm just laughing about how frantically he tried to backpedal ringing the doorbell.
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Big gay bullshit factory, acting without supervision or direction. Old cameras/old games/varied movies/righteous gay anger. I have a haunted medicine cabinet.
I write Words in an Appealing Order: appealingwords.substack.com/
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Anyway this isn't a very interesting story. I'm just laughing about how frantically he tried to backpedal ringing the doorbell.
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My friends have been in this house forever so he's clearly looking for one of them. But definitely freaked out. I HAVE MY THEORIES but it's still very funny to me that he got so freaked. Especially if my theory is correct.
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And then I noticed that this guy is acting like he's ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED by my otherwise non-threatening gay ass. He was not prepared for anyone he wasn't expecting to show up.
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I'm dog sitting for some friends and a dude rang the doorbell. So I open the door and he goes "whoa I'm at the wrong house! Sorry!" And I go "you might not be at the wrong house, I'm just dog sitting," assuming that he has a message or something. And he's like "Nope! Wrong house!"
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Max Steel inspired my movie rating system, incidentally. Because I'm not angry, but it's not very satisfying.
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Doing a weekend of shitty movies and Max Steel is using some PlayStation menu music as background for a "bonding" sequence.
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Proper movie rating guide: 1 star: Makes me bad angry 2 star: Makes me mostly bored 3 star: Makes me satisfied but not like thrilled. 4: Makes me thrilled. 5: Makes me realize the possibilities of cinema.
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Mid-century modern guy was cute, and reminded me of one of my buddies, though said buddy is not married. I hope he hooked up with the daddy bear real estate agent.
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"Why don't you come out tonight?" "I need to see if this closeted homosexual gets the mid-century modern home of his dream." "That's only..." "I then have to see if this couple on the last legs of their relationship can get a place that's a short walk to the beach."
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I can never get cable because I'll basically spend the rest of my life watching House Hunters while melting into a puddle.
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Respectfully I have, and the other guy is the one with dementia symptoms.
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At least when you get inside it's the least comfortable Uber I've ever been in.
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I found out that Mel Gibson (gross) is doing a sequel to The Passion of the Christ called The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection and I will never stop laughing at this video game-ass title. "He might forgive, but he won't forget."
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Yall.
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I.S.S. does one VERY good thing with sound that I found impressive. Just a persistent hum that you eventually stop noticing and then it stops and the silence is very conspicuous.
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I don't know if I.S.S. (2023) is a good movie but I'd like to see Pilou Asbæk in more movies. Especially movies with sex scenes, gratuitous nudity...
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I am glad that Don Juan's Reckless Daughter has new cover art that is a bit less... Bad. I'm enjoying the album, but man she made some choices with that art the first time around.
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Twister is a kaiju movie where, instead of Godzilla, the big monster is the weather.
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The Alitos are meeting for lunch I see.
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Personally, I'm rooting for Sydney, Marcus and Tina to force Carmy out because they're all cooler than him.
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There's also the ancient blood feud between the Trudeau family and western Canada that his father started.
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Basically any attempt to make the city pedestrian friendly - even the attempts that have a very broad base of support - have to get around people from other parts of the city who can't conceive of wanting to walk or use public transit.
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My neighborhood is mostly very walkable, but because of all the pedestrian traffic - and, sadly, some serious accidents - the neighborhood has been advocating lowering the speed limit to 30 km/h. There have been studies supporting the move. This has been blocked by council and the mayor.
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My city - in particular the mayor - has become a nightmare about this. Downtown there is a pedestrian mall. Everyone downtown loves it, and in a recent survey over 90% of respondents said they do not want any automotive traffic on it. The mayor said "I don't think that makes any sense."
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This is a magical girl transformation moment.
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But I'll look good whenever he's done. Get yourself a hair guy who thinks you're hot, he'll always keep you hot.
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For assorted reasons I haven't had a haircut in a while and all I know is my hair guy is gonna be maaaaaad. Last time it was this long he went "were you living in the woods since the last time I saw you?"
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You do realize you daid "it's not deliberately ableist, it's just presenting imagery that is ableist, and doing so on purpose"?
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Expend4bles taking a bold pro-alcoholism stance
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I mean it's the man who brought us capacitive button turn signals so this tracks.
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I haven't seen one of those in years, and that has way less rust than I usually see on those.
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There's a trend where people show off pre-beard faces and no, nobody needs to see me in my early 20s.
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Rees-Mogg is spot on parody of an upper class nitwit to the point where it always surprises me that he's a real person.
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When do we find out what happens in the UK election? I'm always a fan of watching conservatives eat shit.
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Can we at least acknowledge that the 78 year old is showing dramatic cognitive decline?
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They can't run ads if you use an ad blocker.
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So exactly the guy who shouldn't vote, then. I'm all for the tradcaths listening to him provided nobody else does.
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There's a Forget around here. Can't remember where... *Badum, tshhh!*
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Mount Disappointing can also describe at least one fellow who I invited home.
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Ah man my cat has a seizure disorder (thankfully under control) and it's the worst seeing it happen. Hopefully it's easy to get under control.
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I like when the guy is going "well clearly you shouldn't have installed the factory supplied sunshade. I am very smart."
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Whatever keep your madness in your own country and don't invade your neighbors.
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America is wild because one side is going "we will literally kill you" but people will go "but the other guy is old so what can you do?" And both guys are old! The guy who will kill you is showing obvious cognitive decline! Why is this a debate?
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"Steaks so fine, chicken divine, there's seafood and there's meat." THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. THESE SONGS HAVE BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS
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I didn't even know it was a Ringo Starr song, I thought it was just original Audio Warehouse. There was a different business that did a Raspberry Beret parody (which I don't remember) and Boryski Butcher Block did the Mickey Mouse Club.
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I HAVE HAD THIS SONG IN MY HEAD FOR 30 YEARS! EVERY SINGLE WORD! THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE VCRs ANYMORE!
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"A man that I know wanted a car stereo Fax machine, TV and VCR He said wait, because the price was too great And then he went to Audio Warehouse. And we said No no no no, don't wait anymore No GST and no money down No payments 'til June and no hassle too It's the sale that you've been waiting for."
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Remembering the jingle for Audio Warehouse that was a parody of Ringo Star's "The No-No Song" which was actually kind of better. I have had this song in my head for 30 years.
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The separation between "conservative hate campaigners" and "actual customers" can be seen in the amount of hate campaigners saying they're going to buy tractors there - Tractor Supply doesn't sell tractors.
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They responded to a made up controversy by conservative influencers under the mistaken assumption that they represent their customers, folding like the cheapest deck chairs in the store. However, their actual customers are very diverse and do not approve of the message being sent out.
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