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"My dad is the [Vice] President, here's my coke, and dick" isn't a strategy that wouldn't, necessarily, work on me.
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"My dad is the [Vice] President, here's my coke, and dick" isn't a strategy that wouldn't, necessarily, work on me.
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I'm very excited for conservative fiction of this era: "Standing from his seat Author Insert felt the weight of the Glock 17 in his hands, 17 rounds of 9mm parabellum in the magazine. 'St-st-stay away from my son,' stammered the President, weakly. 'I have to do my duty,' Author said, strongly."
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I don't know what "the Kennedy thing" is in this context
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youtu.be/3Jic_uL3-q4?... gonna pop back in here and recommend the Even More News episode about this. They make some really good points in both directions and I feel like the questions they raise about what the Republican response to trying to replace Biden would be are important.
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I have a much more nuanced take on that, specifically, but it doesn't fit in 280 characters and no one is paying me to write it.
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I wish HE had jokes that supported him staying in
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After Ryan Grim's recent "COVID vaccine damage" episode of Deconstructed I am convinced they're all going to end up here. I hope Scahill makes it out but I don't have that much faith.
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I have no goddamn idea what this means and I refuse to learn
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Maybe this is care-posting but whatever, this photo of me and one of my favourite people only exists because I begrudgingly agreed to listen to her and enjoy myself.
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"Perhaps ordering this pizza will cure my depression," he thought for the 487th time.
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A whole rainbow road of dudes
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Also the Thomas Beecham quote "try everything once, except folk dancing and incest"
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I think the best advice I ever got was from a woman I dated in college who said "say yes to everything, unless you have a reason to say no" I am a pretty negative person but I have had some pretty amazing experiences following that idea.
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Fortunately neither did anyone else.
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Actually, they should lock the two of them in a room together.
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Actually, two more from @davidjroth.bsky.social
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I'll stop now and go watch the "Not Like Us" video again
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Obviously
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GodDAMN
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Violet Blue®
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New: US and UK slammed by bad surges nationwide, CDC quietly acknowledges covid isn't seasonal and recommends layered protection (after 4+ years of us begging them to), video of an experimental long covid body scan at UCSF, Stevie Nicks masking, and more: www.patreon.com/posts/pandem...
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Doesn't he have to tell us how Ukraine is going to fall tomorrow? I think that's in the contract.
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Peter
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ok he’s toast
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I didn't vote and you can't too
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This is a real Megazoid of "people whose food I would spit in"
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Wait, I thought you weren't...
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This may be the best ongoing bit on the Internet.
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Baseball's most sacred tradition continues, even in this misbegotten year. cc @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Godzilla's not going to atomic breath us, this time, he swore he wouldn't in his confirmation as "King of the Monsters"
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I understand why you're saying this, I am more confused why you need to be saying it? This seems, just, facially obvious.
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Death toll wasn't just soldiers, either. Tens of thousands (perhaps hundreds of thousands) of non-combatants died, too.
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Have you considered that it might have mutated? Not unlike a virus released in an unvaccinated community?
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I was (am) going to opt out, but I live in Seattle. My vote is immaterial, nationally. The calculus would be different if I lived in Cincinnati or Williamsport
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It's so gorgeous, too
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But I am getting a lot more ~CUUUMberSOOOOME~
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@davidjroth.bsky.social @mobute.bsky.social I, immediately, had to pause the podcast and go listen to Seven Mary Three when I was out yesterday, this caused Pocketcasts to rewind 30 seconds so it happened again when I took the dogs out this morning. I am never finishing this episode.
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Why does the automated email provider I use to send confirmation emails for my mostly dead Mastodon server have opinions about replacing Biden?
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Absolute bosses, too. Shortstop and first base energy.
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And yet we're the weird ones
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I am dog sitting two Australian shepherds and this would be the most dignified thing they did this weekend
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Welcome to "conversations with my mother"
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I am extremely tired of people pretending this is a real newspaper
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Well, a slightly more low-key Weird Food Friday (h/t @violetblue.bsky.social ) because of these sous chefs I had to make good on my assertion that I could only make grilled cheese with this kind of pressure. Welsh rarebit.
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Imagining a rabbit-based economy
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Nap time!
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man it's a hot zone,
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I'm from Santa's Village, and I say kill 'em all!
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Cheryl or the squirrel?
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