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The LeBron James of Skeets
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Tom Hardy in The Bikeriders (2024)
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Runs like Turtle. Reluctant lawyer. Basketball is my favorite sport. I love the way they dribble up and down the court. He/Him. Austin, Tx.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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Tom Hardy in The Bikeriders (2024)
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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I’m gonna eat hot dogs until I can’t see straight.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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If you see this post a photo without explanation
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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Moby Wop
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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It’s possible that Biden absolutely threw the debate to create an engagement frenzy not seen since Bush puked in Japan or Obama wore a brown suit. Tremendous engagement. The content went mega viral. He’s got you talking. That’s what matters. That’s the story no one is writing.
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I don’t want to blame the fall of the country on Joey Chestnut being disallowed from competing in the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest but…..
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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We’ll see what the experts on The Court say.
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Don’t worry, dude. Che is still alive and is in the United States. Once we follow the Xanax crumbs, we’ll be able to activate him. It’s all part of the plan.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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I love watching people with shid in their pants discuss the maneuvers of the day. We need more. We need better. We need to compound it into a pill I take every morning.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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I love politics discourse.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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I love that useless old coots are yelling at other useless old coots that they need to retire/step down. Y’all need to step aside.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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Building a Time Machine to go back in time just to shake the hand of the person that invented the word “fart.” Only I return to my present time to discover that farts are now”Chets.” I’ve destroyed the world based on my own desires. No. Nooo. Nooooooo
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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Imagine having power and using that power. I can’t. I’m a cuck. That’s why this political environment is so engorging for me.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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*chuckles* *takes up a pen. furiously scribbles on paper* Listen Charmin Bear, there’s a new toilet paper in town. It’s called the Constitution. Use it.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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It kicks so much ass the Watergate is low legal, my dudes.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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Another gummy, my good budtender.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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Page 40 was just a pine tree!
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Coups like these, amirite?
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Jack Mirkinson
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I'm so proud to have this piece in @thenation.com. It's by
journalist Mohammed Mhawish, and it's about what happened when he fled Gaza with his family. I know there's a lot going on in the news, but please, please read this. You need to know what Israel is doing. www.thenation.com/article/worl...
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Our system of parody newspapers is failing. The 8th estate is over. Pack it in. Area Person down.
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How did the New York Times beat @theonion.com to this?
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I was nodding and writing it down in my small notebook.
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“When I’m searching for the North Star of this country, I turn and find Bill Maher. He will guide us through.”—Overheard at a New York diner from a guy wearing a trucker hat with big block letters that reads, “MEDIAN VOTER & UNDECIDED.”
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Looks like the NYT went on Club Random.
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But I’m Nate Silver.
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“Democracy” is so faded, bro.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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The media loves pieces of shit, sirs. We are here with you. We stand with you. We stand with pieces of shit.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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The discourse will rage on about how Mr. Felony President saying it might play in the calculus of the voter. Don’t worry. I’m here to make sure it never enters the equation. Neither will Mr. President’s reaction. It’s an agreement that it is okay. Mr. Access has you covered, my guys.
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As a journalist, all of my octogenarian and private equity overlords know I would never call you a racist. I promise I will never contextualize it. Don’t worry Mr. President and Mr. Felony President, your work to use Palestinian as a slur will go unnoticed by me, Mr. Access. I’m so good at this.
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Emissary Of Night | ليلى
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Would of course help further delineate the distinction between the two if the ruling party and its leader were more forceful in their condemnation of anti-Palestinian racism in this country and also had foreign policy which indicates that they believe Palestinians to be equal to Jews.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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I am the Court now. Send your petitions to my DMs. There’s nothing in the constitution preventing my judicial power. It’s extrajudicial in the broadest terms possible. My jurisdiction? It’s like the goal line: it extends past the Equator. My brain has moved from my butt to my gut. Time to decide.
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I was just talking about the “I’m not a witch” after seeing the demon sheep one m!
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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These are the worst Fridays. How can I knock off early without a game?
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“Build the wall means y’all”
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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The Suns will never win an NBA Title and I am a better person because of it.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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Looking forward to getting a cold when I am 81. I will welcome the brain damage it apparently causes.
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Sridhar Ramesh
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Once Trump called Biden a Palestinian, Biden acted swiftly to kill the Biden campaign.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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Dropping into a K Hole (reading Brett Kavanaugh’s words).
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What a dumbass, you are. You want term limits and age limits for public office? Think of the unemployment rate for Senators and judges. Live in the real world, Jack. We can’t take away their jobs. Jesus Christ you’re a maroon.
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“Mrs. Alito, fly the pine tree flag. Daddy’s fully erect at 1.5 inches and I need to finish.”
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This is so fucking funny because that’s exactly what Angel Hernandez did for his entire career. It’s like the analogy was always bad because umpires always made it about them and what they think.
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I am a high volume social media poster. I know what’s good for this country: it’s to support the same things that ushered this in. We have to band together and protect the democracy that doesn’t function. If you don’t think that, you’re a child. A buffoon. The debate was perfect. Everything is good.
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I love my Court. It’s the perfect size. The people that wanted to expand it? Grow up. The adults are talking. As an adult, there was nothing that could have been don’t to prevent this moment. As an adult, there is nothing the Democrats could have done. Name a power they have. I dare you. You can’t.
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Keep shouting at the government to do something. SCOTUS has just ensured that it can’t.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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A healthy country. A virile country.
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I sat down at a table with my friends (my phone) to enjoy my morning coffee. My friends are all in agreement. They are all very honest and real. We are a healthy virile country. Still able to get it up. A King George.
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What a large adult country.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
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(Speaking to my barista this morning) I can’t believe it. The same media apparatus that boosted Trump is doing it again. How could they do this?! What’s in it for them?! I better skeet about it so the same 20 people know about it.
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Cool puppet show we’ve got. Zero thoughts with fists up their asses and making them speak.
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