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Sridhar Ramesh

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Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.

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The most important election of our lifetimes isn’t until 16 years from now, so feel free to sit this one out if you’re busy that day 👍

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As the most important of the web of checks and balances on the power of the various branches of the United States government, it should be legal to kill the sitting president. It would still be immoral, just legal.

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If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.

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Thank god for Elon Musk and his shitpost memes. 𝕏 is the home for free speech.

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If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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You have to vote for 99% Hitler against 100% Hitler. Now you have to vote for 99.5% Hitler. Now you have to vote for 99.75% Hitler. Now you have to vote for 99.875% Hitler. Now you have to vote for 99.9375% Hitler.

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The alleged January 6 riots were a hoax. This man is a professional actor.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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Joe Biden and Donald Trump are only three and a half years apart in age. It's not that one of them is significantly older than the other. What I am saying is, there would be no problematic age gap were they to fall in love.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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Once Trump called Biden a Palestinian, Biden acted swiftly to kill the Biden campaign.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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Thank god the Supreme Court finally had the guts to overturn Chevron. It was unconscionable what Chevron did to Steven Donziger.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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In just 40 years, I will be eligible to become President.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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Once Trump called Biden a Palestinian, Biden acted swiftly to kill the Biden campaign.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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Joe Biden is playing 3D chess. A fictional game his dementia-addled mind has hallucinated.

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Every day I awake in my creaky body and think "Ugh, I'm so old. I never did anything and now it's too late". Then I see the president and all politicians are over twice my age, and I am filled with optimism and a sense of youth. Our lovely gerontocracy keeps me happy and hopeful.

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The Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton campaigns begin tomorrow.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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The alleged January 6 riots were a hoax. This man is a professional actor.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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Joe Biden and Donald Trump are only three and a half years apart in age. It's not that one of them is significantly older than the other. What I am saying is, there would be no problematic age gap were they to fall in love.

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This is elder abuse. Of poor old me, watching the debate.

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Of course the candidates are old. The Constitution literally has a requirement that you must be sufficiently old to become president. Read a book for once.

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If they don't want the cost of hosting such archives, the content should immediately go into the public domain so anyone else who wants to can host it.

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I'm glad Dr. Disrespect got banned from Twitch. I once went to see him about a serious medical condition and, worried by his unoptimistic diagnosis, let him know I would be seeking a second opinion. He proceeded to inform me I was ugly as well. I am shocked he maintains his license.

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I'm glad Dr. Disrespect got banned from Twitch. I once went to see him about a serious medical condition and, worried by his unoptimistic diagnosis, let him know I would be seeking a second opinion. He proceeded to inform me I was ugly as well. I am shocked he maintains his license.

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Ahhhhh's avatar Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
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June birthdays are so goated when being awesome is the vibe

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱's avatar open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social
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heck yeah, here for a long time not a good time

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Joe Garland 🦋's avatar Joe Garland 🦋 @handle.invalid
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Yeah I’m on a “diet.” I d food, i e t

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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RIF Noam Chomsky. Your colorless green body now rests furiously.

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Boiling water is the safest to drink. Whenever there's a water advisory, they tell you to boil your drinking water.

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A bunch of bullshit from Alexa app

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You criticize Noam Chomsky, yet you do so using language, which he invented.

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I am once again asking you to consider that an entire information ecosystem established as the primary form of communication over a hundred years and allegedly regulated by the federal government was destroyed by scammers virtually overnight and we just don’t, like, ever talk about it

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Nephrite Heart's avatar Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social
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holy shit this works. I just asked it what a photon cigarette is. apparently this is an e-cigarette with a powerful "photon tank" suitable for people who wish to continue vaping in the future

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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Yeah, after it happened, I tried a million other examples, and it always generates some bullshit no matter what made-up phrase you ask it about.

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Amazon's Alexa now makes up slop in response to anything you ask it. My three year old niece asked it what a snake car is. Put any two words together and it'll tell you something in an authoritative tone.

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I don't care how many cars you sell. Why does that grant unilateral control over some other thing hundreds of millions use or used? You could cure cancer and I still wouldn't see why the reward ought be unilateral authority over how people post.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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Amazon's Alexa now makes up slop in response to anything you ask it. My three year old niece asked it what a snake car is. Put any two words together and it'll tell you something in an authoritative tone.

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None of my actions evince any relation to my goals because I take Hume's argument against causation seriously. Or maybe it's just a coincidence.

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I have a love-hate relationship with my biracial girlfriend.

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It's hard for me to see the context for why this post is in my notifications, as whoever it is in reply to has me blocked. Could someone please ask whoever GreenEngineer is replying to if they might consider unblocking me? Thank you.

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Eric Adams: Useless. Kathy Hochul: Terrible. Joe Biden: Monstrous. Democratic Party: The best! I love them! Thank god they're not cop-loving, benefits-quashing, xenophobia-embracing, warmongering Republicans.

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Eric Adams: Useless. Kathy Hochul: Terrible. Joe Biden: Monstrous. Democratic Party: The best! I love them! Thank god they're not cop-loving, benefits-quashing, xenophobia-embracing, warmongering Republicans.

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Eric Adams: Useless. Kathy Hochul: Terrible. Joe Biden: Monstrous. Democratic Party: The best! I love them! Thank god they're not cop-loving, benefits-quashing, xenophobia-embracing, warmongering Republicans.

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I never caught a break between my quarter-life crisis and my midlife crisis.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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I never caught a break between my quarter-life crisis and my midlife crisis.

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