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chris@tallghost.bsky.social |
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sea ghost on shore leave
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chris
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"Rise and grind.” The amulet grows heavier. "Let's make that bread." Its string singes the nape of my neck. “Grindset mindset ‘til sunset.” I lose widening swaths of time, awaken in the woods.
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chris
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Suddenly looking up from the old fashioned milkshake we share to rigidly murmur “we shouldn’t be here; no living thing should” and your straw loudly slurps in the empty glass
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chris
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I am essential to the quest and cannot be killed, although I may be downed for a brief time
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Maddie
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If you make Charon laugh, you get to sip from the river Styx. I hear it tastes like what peace feels like. One sip and all your questions find answers in a moment of perfect bliss. If you try to make him laugh and fail, you have to drink from The Hell Bucket (liquified teeth).
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chris
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Politely nodding at the other druid as we slowly drag our menhirs in opposite directions across the moor.
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chris
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sleep paralysis demon has the zoomies
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chris
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today because you already promised to help me fiddle with locks at the zoo.
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chris
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Seeing plenty of cicada slander on the timeline this year. This is a pro-cicada account. My sleepy screaming darlings of the dusk are safe here.
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chris
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One must approach horses with a flat, open palm because paper beats rock and hooves are always rock. Do NOT let a horse see you with scissors.
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chris
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There is a ghost in your home and it loves you. It gazes longingly from the doorway, yearning to know what you’re thinking. When you walk through it, the ghost tastes your freshest thoughts. They’re always delicious. This is why you don’t remember why you walked into the kitchen.
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Cohen is a Ghost
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inventing various unstoppable martial arts styles, but wisely keeping them to myself as they are too dangerous for the world at large. sipping the nectar of a peach. these and similar such behaviors occupy my time of late
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chris
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Missed Connection: Your hand brushed against mine as we reached to rip the robotic police dog's battery from its cold chassis.
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chris
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A fungus encases the deceased hiker’s throat and replicates its hollow shape dozens of times over in every direction. As wind moves through the cones, a sound mimicking a human groan rings across the forest. This attracts the next hiker. We have to fix this or Park Ranger Prom will be cancelled.
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chris
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overturn a mossy log and scan the QR code beneath
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chris
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Saving a fortune on my auto insurance by sending my agent daily pictures of cool bugs
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chris
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The rats inside my brain keep pressing the big red AWOOGA button because one time they accidentally grazed it right before finding a chunk of cheese.
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chris
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Babe, do these lone and level sands make my wreck look colossal?
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chris
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Letterboxd asks Tilda Swinton to name her favorite films and she recites the coordinates of the four buried limbs of God.
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chris
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Missed Connection: You were sighing on the beach and searching for meaning in how the lulling waves reminded you of cloudy plumes swirling in your morning coffee. I am a horseshoe crab, perfect since 445 million years ago.
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chris
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Come over, we're harmonizing with the apocalypse.
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chris
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Your gut bacteria watch microplastics shimmering across their dark skies and hallucinate the face of God.
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chris
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Thrashing and ramming into the other clones in the vat like a betta fish.
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chris
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(Leonard Cohen voice) Cowabunga,
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chris
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You've gotta stop leaving these audio logs around the station. It's bumming people out.
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chris
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The HOA is once again on my ass on account of a string of strange disappearances, like I control the fog.
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chris
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Jolene is the true American cryptid, a ravenous dream eater lurking in shadows to hypnotize prey with a diverse array of elemental lures. Its wicked name may be repeated in minor key if one wishes to summon and bargain with the beast.
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chris
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Before you get mad and start asking why we blew the quality assurance budget on assassinations, you should know that running an airplane company is really, really hard.
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You're sliding into her DMs. I'm hyperfixating on our inevitable evolutionary convergence into crab-like creatures. We are not the same. But we will be.
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chris
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for sale: baby shoes (ungrateful baby)
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chris
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Beans ’n’ Stuff: The ONLY Can of Beans with a Prize Inside™️
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chris
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Kirby has swallowed the ship of Theseus
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chris
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We fired the art department and replaced them with an orb. It hovers about four feet off the ground and follows us around the office. Sometimes it feels like it's waiting for something. Sometimes it follows you home. Jim says it told him to dig into the dirt. It will save the company twelve dollars.
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chris
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These neon rings tell us how long ago the tree survived a baja blast.
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chris
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Princess Peach's body is riddled with all of the gruesome royal maladies, including: hemophilia, lazy lung, coin cushion, dizzied fingers, toad toe, fire flower (benign), thwomp ass,
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We separated the art from the artist and all that remained was a wretched creature, broken and writhing in the dirt, so we tossed it to some birds with a shovel.
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chris
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Inside you are two sheep. There's nothing to worry about.
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chris
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For a few extra coins Charon will narrate the dolphin tour.
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chris
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They should invent a brain that doesn't conspire against you
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chris
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When you swipe away someone in a dating app you should hear them crash into a pile of pots and pans offscreen
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chris
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My new lab coat accentuates my ass so graciously that it has other scientists running into centrifuges and knocking over precious beakers, setting our cure back by several months.
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chris
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Be the hot single you wish to see in your area.
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chris
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everybody's flooding the feed with counterspells and the wizards don't have enough mana to moderate us all at once
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chris
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Never pour salt on the wound, as this is a grave insult to the chef.
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chris
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a horror movie about a train that comes out of the screen and kills you
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chris
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Baby New Year has escaped containment and scuttled into the ventilation
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chris
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New year, new you! And over there, you. Behind those trees, another you. Steadily closing in, even more yous. What have you done
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chris
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This is not my beautiful mouse This is not my beautiful knife
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chris
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you have to stop. your yearning too saccharine. your pining too passionate. your lust for life too lusty. they'll kill you
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chris
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2024 is the year I finally escape the amulet
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chris
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just keeping my eye on the prize
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