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Maddie

@madrigal.bsky.social

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I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times

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For example, it is useful for me now to see that there is a typo in this! Problem solved. Or, at least… identified

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Showing that I am useful by create urgent problems that need immediate solving 😌

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What a wonderful compliment 🥹

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:))))) thank you Ken!

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One time a cop pulled me over and saw how many napkins I had in my car and asked “are you a delivery driver?” and I lied and said yes.

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Truckstop Vigilante's avatar Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social
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Thegn once again demanding a danegeld of poultry and silver. Getting sick of this shit. My fucking horrible son Aethylwld is hungry and i refuse to make another if he expires.

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I had a lot of wine. And then. I started talking about the horse. images.

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The Devil’s Icéd Coffee (5 p.m) is assailing me with foul temptation

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It is true! I’ve been trying to make this cool ref photo I took years ago happen, but I just don’t think it was meant to be a painting. How’s your big painting coming along?

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🙏 a fluke I’d show you the painting I did immediately after this but you’d stop being my friend, it’s so bad

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I so feel that. This is my first month back after like 8 months off— it’s hard to make time for it regularly. Anyway, hope to see you do/post more work

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Slowly sauntering to deliver some packages, but taking a very blurry proof of delivery photo so it looks like I’ve been absolutely flying the entire time

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Thank you so much, Ciara! That means a lot!

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These guys are trying to be taken so seriously with those eyebrows but I just can’t

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When I’m rinsing beans and a rogue escapes into the sink, I don’t always say, “Oh no, my precious bean!” But I always think it

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The old man and the See, Look at this Old Man!

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Dusting off the ol atelier training. Trying to find my way between classical and contemporary, which is … challenging! This is a work in progress. Will hopefully finish tomorrow!

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got my first “hello beautiful 🌹” spam dm, what a momentous day 🥲 logging this so it can be accurately reflected in the timeline of my life

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Thank you so much for saying that🥹

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turning in almost 2/3 of the flour in a heavily taped-up bag and receiving a 12lb ruggedized compaq from the clinton administration

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my job gave me a sack of flour to carry around for a week before they gave me a laptop

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STEVE HARVEY: We asked 100 maniacs this disgusting question

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Allison's avatar Allison @ajoff.bsky.social
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just as the prophesy foretold

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)'s avatar Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in
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Everyone complains that nothing is built to last anymore and then 3M gives us all these forever chemicals and people start complaining they're going to last too long? Fickle!

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"Rise and grind.” The amulet grows heavier. "Let's make that bread." Its string singes the nape of my neck. “Grindset mindset ‘til sunset.” I lose widening swaths of time, awaken in the woods.

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Calling an all hands to show an unlabeled graph where the line goes up and to the right. Will not say what. Nor when or how. But I am saying it has to be done or you’re toast.

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