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Tanuki’s Revenge

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Listen I got both earbuds in and am high AF, no mood for conversation Boss:

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I talk a lot of shit for a guy who’s heart could be taken forever with consistent positive attention and a bowl of homemade chicken noodle soup

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Dopamine with an oxytocin chaser

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I’m still alive bitches

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I don’t come here anymore cause someone was mean to me and I feel safer at the bad place. This has been my TED talk

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WHO WAKENS ME FROM MY SLUMBER?! Oh….a hot stick! Nice!

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😂

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*leaves the stars behind because they became too heavy*

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🎶IM GOING TO WICHITA FAR FROM THIS OPERA FOREVER MORE🎶

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A riddle of a story disguised as a timeline

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I’ll bet we’re still conversing in universe

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What’s the matter babe? Allergic to seafood? You haven’t touched your tentaclecicle

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Taking joy in my pain that they caused is what really hurt. Still feel bad for them even tho mad about it

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This is a Sad Post account now. If you wanna see mushrooms with cute dumb quotes go back to hellsite. This is the real me

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God dammit I knew someone was going to ask this

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That one came in clear with the Carl voice 😂

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Oh…I’m no captain. More like a stowaway

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Sometimes a MF forgets my last name is Revenge, that’s what’s up?! 😂

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How cold does this revenge have to be before I serve it?

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Thanks for reminding me how easy it is to forget me

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“At least I have great hair” I say as I cry myself to sleep

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Oh…you still haven’t been caught up from the last thing 💜😔

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It hurts. It’s a new kind of hurt too 😔

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Bout ready to go off. Don’t encourage me* *encourage me

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Pretending you’re alive when you’re been dead inside for two months is a whole vibe

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🎶cause fear is strong and love’s for everyone who isn’t me🎶

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*stuff I wanna say but really shouldn’t* [negative]

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🎶IM GOIN TO WICHITA. FAR FROM THIS OPERA FOREVER MORE🎶

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Not even a stuck boat could have brought so many of us together 🥰

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Remember: your employer can’t legally stop you from taking a sick day if it’s for staying up to late to dunk on kissinger

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