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I know where my towel is.

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If someone could tell me why a fly desperately needs to be on you and comes back again and again, I'd appreciate it.

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nattie winters's avatar nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
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you’re gonna get your ass beat at bird school with a name like Piping Plover

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Dropped Mike's avatar Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social
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me: I’ll take dare judge: no

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Drew4484's avatar Drew4484 @drew4484.bsky.social
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Typical clickbait, they don't even tell us if the climber is okay or not

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Alan's avatar Alan @busdad.bsky.social
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Bro about to win the piston cup

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Vegetable oil: Brominated Vegetable oil:

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)'s avatar Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in
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A tooth fairy that installs larger, better, sharper teeth as you sleep.

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I swear I have never attended a coke fueled West End orgy.

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Well, a president needs a little murder now and then...as a treat?

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Josh Gondelman's avatar Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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Why am I just learning about this?

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Lazer Cat's avatar Lazer Cat @lazer-cat.bsky.social
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But, if I'm googling right, is spreadable?

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Bitter Sweet is friggin awesome.

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Used Robot Salesman's avatar Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social
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Wise.

Hey - maybe this conversation needs a musical outro...for some more irrelevant Friday stuff. This came to mind...hope it's goin' good-enough tonite over there! 🤖😀👋

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epa1...

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Lazer Cat's avatar Lazer Cat @lazer-cat.bsky.social
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What is this? Are you throwing me so bossa nova?

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Accidentally pulled up my pants but missed my underwear and everyone in this Panera is offended as hell.

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Hey, if we can have diversity of ideas at least we can have the hivemind.

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It had extended memory the size of a cigar box. I loved it.

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phil jamesson's avatar phil jamesson @philjamesson.com
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"free in-store pickup?" yeah. thats what store is.

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Simple Fact: Everyone but Brian Setzer sucks, including me.

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I played the first few on the old 386, then the 486. Eventually I lost treck.

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I played all the early Wolfenstein games. They were friggin rad.

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I mean, do I want to make plumbing valves for more money, or do I want to do aerospace R&D and have the car repossessed? It's a tough call.

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It's probably the dicks. Those are pretty cool.

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