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still phil

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when u cook chicken the bit touching the pan cooks first and then the inside is still raw and u have cooked chicken touching raw chicken and i thought that was bad which is it is

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that's a new one to me!

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"it's tegan and sara not tegan and greg"

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got a little room between the truss rod and the string tree to pop another pickup in there

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wasn't that made for Johnny Marr?

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i'm on a wet food diet when i eat food, i wet 'em

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shoutout to validation!

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never meet your heroes. never even look 'em up!

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found an old 2016 screencap from back when google was good

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still too hard, run it thru again

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dear @bsky.app
if we can follow on hover
let us block on hover
if i'm interested in following, i'll go to their skeets
if i'm interested in blocking i want to do it NOW

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fingers crossed for some hashtag double budd dwyer tonite

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him: can i get a sandwich other guy: ok what meat the guy: ball meat second guy: ok like ball meat sub protagonist: that's correct chorus: tee hee hee

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JB3 's avatar JB3 @jb3owls.bsky.social
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Fluffers drool gladly Suffer fools badly It's hard to pardon a fool Comin' fresh like shesh besh That's the cardinal rule -MC Paul Barman

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i can't imagine what the end of that sentence could be. i hope i never find out!

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i'm basically the dr bronner of "pop a lil' garlic up there, it'll clear up"

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i drink most of my beer out of him!

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Wow, what a supergroup!

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felt bad wife said go gym now i am all wet and feel good

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guys did you know Jason is on here, the actual Jason

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3 mins? that burg gonna be RARE.

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i got hacked in 2002 so please disregard anything i've said since then

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jiffy lube was founded in 1971. i think it's time they grow up and go by jeff lube. this is a type of joke i enjoy.

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yes!

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sorry for your laws

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there they are

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i saw one of those swoop into a pind and gobble a duckling! it was amazing and terrible! saw hom for weeks after too, big as a football

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dumpling shop called international wadders

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Oilers in 15

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if u seeing this, do the thing you've been putting off. you'll feel so much better.

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Wow wow wow! Never seen nor hearda! Add to cart!

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almost impossibly cute

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i was gonna scream but i have no mouth nbd

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all that and a bag of bags

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Pine Affinity's avatar Pine Affinity @breed.bsky.social
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Vegetables By The Foot

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i hate to say it but you may have missed it

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i think hugh jackman was named after jack klugman

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i can't even believe it anymore due to woah

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if it’s against the law to do the little crimes i like then lock me up and throw me away and throw away the key somewhere else and then you can see if it helps

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it's just getting too expensive

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four hundred bean salad ass

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double super extra ridiculous that the coolers cannot simply display this message on their screens.

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john fogerty more like john yogurty

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porno for pyros was originally called rabies boosters for rooster babies

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ramona followers

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reinventing the whee

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ha ha ha ive this took me so long

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usb fondue pot firmware update reddit 2024

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one thing's for sure but i do not know what it is

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