when u cook chicken the bit touching the pan cooks first and then the inside is still raw and u have cooked chicken touching raw chicken and i thought that was bad which is it is
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that's a new one to me!
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"it's tegan and sara not tegan and greg"
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got a little room between the truss rod and the string tree to pop another pickup in there
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wasn't that made for Johnny Marr?
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i'm on a wet food diet
when i eat food, i wet 'em
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shoutout to validation!
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never meet your heroes. never even look 'em up!
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found an old 2016 screencap from back when google was good
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still too hard, run it thru again
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dear @bsky.app
if we can follow on hover
let us block on hover
if i'm interested in following, i'll go to their skeets
if i'm interested in blocking i want to do it NOW
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fingers crossed for some hashtag double budd dwyer tonite
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him: can i get a sandwich
other guy: ok what meat
the guy: ball meat
second guy: ok like ball meat sub
protagonist: that's correct
chorus: tee hee hee
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Fluffers drool gladly
Suffer fools badly
It's hard to pardon a fool
Comin' fresh like shesh besh
That's the cardinal rule
-MC Paul Barman
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i can't imagine what the end of that sentence could be. i hope i never find out!
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i'm basically the dr bronner of "pop a lil' garlic up there, it'll clear up"
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i drink most of my beer out of him!
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Wow, what a supergroup!
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felt bad
wife said go gym
now i am all wet
and feel good
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guys did you know Jason is on here, the actual Jason
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3 mins? that burg gonna be RARE.
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i got hacked in 2002 so please disregard anything i've said since then
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jiffy lube was founded in 1971.
i think it's time they grow up and go by jeff lube.
this is a type of joke i enjoy.
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yes!
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I’m on a seafood diet. I eat seafood.
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sorry for your laws
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there they are
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i saw one of those swoop into a pind and gobble a duckling! it was amazing and terrible! saw hom for weeks after too, big as a football
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dumpling shop called international wadders
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Oilers in 15
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if u seeing this, do the thing you've been putting off.
you'll feel so much better.
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Wow wow wow! Never seen nor hearda! Add to cart!
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almost impossibly cute
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i was gonna scream but i have no mouth nbd
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all that and a bag of bags
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Vegetables By The Foot
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i hate to say it but you may have missed it
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i think hugh jackman was named after jack klugman
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i can't even believe it anymore due to woah
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if it’s against the law to do the little crimes i like then lock me up and throw me away and throw away the key somewhere else and then you can see if it helps
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it's just getting too expensive
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four hundred bean salad ass
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double super extra ridiculous that the coolers cannot simply display this message on their screens.
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john fogerty more like john yogurty
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porno for pyros
was originally called
rabies boosters for rooster babies
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ramona followers
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reinventing the whee
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ha ha ha ive this took me so long
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usb fondue pot firmware update reddit 2024
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one thing's for sure but i do not know what it is
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