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@thaxter.bsky.social

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I post weird stuff & talk about UFOs.


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My lord I would get a tattoo of a Chinese character but NEVER without an explicit approval of a Chinese speaker AND READER (it's different) in my personal family. My wife was Chinese and I would not dare. Lol, etc Beef & broccoli #19

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I am not good at the implicit sarcasm but Yeah not it not

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I don't usually like 8 tweets in a thread but this is wild. My half not white kid loved the show but since the gang rape we just don't talk about it.

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I'm a blue blood Yankee Puritan who went to one of those colleges (that one) My wife was state school POC journo who worked up from secretary. Her colleagues were the original Fox hired and most left because it was just not... journalism.

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I kinda hate you

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Absolutely groupthink The myth of the "liberal media" is not who writes stories, it's that the ones who publish them are Absolutely conservative.

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I was deemed ineligible for G&T because my handwriting sucked

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My daughter bought a shot glass that has the word "slut" embedded into the base. What is the correct moral response? (hint she likes girls, I'm not fussed)

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The craft table ladies who set up near my local cruise ship entry are hardcore. Will tip over the table of a newcomer if she leaves for a piss.

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I say this as a white guy who got offered "if we are closed we are still open for you" nod from the 1st and longest running Asian grocery in my city because I shop there for sustenance (we have family/community connections that I'm not sure they even know but they know my kids)

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As an ally and a relative I will say the most cringe behavior is to ask the staff to help you find ingredients for a specific recipe you read in, say, the NYTimes

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Literally my first thought

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Robber barons used to deliver oil and operate trains. Now they just steal contacts data from paying customers.

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Wow that's some first class psychopathy "someone told lies about me to their therapist can I sue

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*Tex fuck I hate everything

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I cam right now tell you they had a meeting where it was written as "for their protection" while they drooled like texting Avery wolves about getting your private data

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Oh now it works after I let you steal personal my info aka contacts. Our tech genius overlords are psychopathic assholes and it used to be better but it's been years since I've seen an exception.

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I will check back but somehow mobile internet doesn't work exactly where the fireworks were launched yesterday this timeline is stupid

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Wow Dropbox my photo shares with my kids are erased and when I try to add one back it says "too many files" someone is making some shitty engineering decisions

#dropbox

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Oh, you must be one of those political independents!

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... having the girls be in control all along was a real Smell The Glove move by the writers maybe...

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Wow American Pie is awful and dated but tbh the screenwriting is good, like, the women are all shallow stereotypes right up until you realize the guys all finally got laid only because the women were in charge of what they wanted the whole time. The "band camp" joke was a lot of patient setup....

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FMK: Beaker, Swedish Chef, Animal. (This should be easy)

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Then you might find out if you can put your foot up your own ass?

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I guess, as an American seeing UK election shitcin my timeliness, my immediate reaction is like

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Bum rush the show

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Earth was really dying

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I literally can't see what I'm typing now. It's like using a call phone in a dream (which didn't happen before 2024) where the screen keeps doing weird stuff Wow I feel like I'm typing this good enough to be not insane

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Oh won't you come with me And wa l k this land

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Punk is not dead

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So glad that B.O. and skanking and American hardcore are still real

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The guy who blew off all his fingers can't keep up

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Look on the bright side if Biden abdicates they might find a different woman to make excuses to not support.

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Why do I feel like one mind instead of a trillion

youtu.be/9zfPKSRU-RI

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Based on the last 50 years of American politics a) GOP will circle the wagons no matter what b) the DNC does not realize why that strategy keeps working

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I have a weird memory of an otherwise intelligent person telling me "that's not a threat, it's a promise" was backwards. Ironically she's a definite leftist and I'm sure she recognizes that Project 2025 is a promise.

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*principle

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The main places that victim memories are called unreliable a) sexual assault b) UFOs c) labor violations Otherwise we generally believe people. I have no idea what's going on here.

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I'm wholly ignoring any lists or tagging I get because a) fuck you snitches b) when I save it up for 10 years and review it all at once, it will be obvious how stupid it is.

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No seriously you are now sucking as bad as when you said human flight was a million years off and Hitler had some good ideas. Like Chamberlain fisting himself AGAIN after seeing how it turned out last time.

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Who would the GOP pick if the 34 felony child rapist who says he wants to institute fascist political persecution gets replaced? What's the count of articles you've written on one question vs the other?

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Like STOP GASLIGHTING US WHY DOES THE CHILD RAPIST GET A PASS WHILE YOU ARE STILL TALKING VERSAILLES DECORUM

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Did you see new evidence of Trump raping teens? Get real, the difference in standards (the dean yell vs grab'em by the pussy) used to be a cultural issue, now it's structural.

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How sure are you that either Biden or Trump will be on the ballot in Nov? I'm at 50% for *either*.

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Me & other people got some bizaare anti Vatican ii book in the mail and without us discussing it my kids put it into the recycling thank g** I raised them right

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What's up with all the young white girl tourists in leg casts. Did Tonya Harding go Godzilla in Massachusetts?

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Saying nothing weird? Look I'm weird and an ethical pro'social introvert. Let's fight in public. You don't need my mic for that.

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To Be Clear: doing nothing weird, my battery drained fast and when I saw the green "your mic is on" dot I rebooted.

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I did not use FB/IG in the period between my last reboot and the weird behavior.

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