The Georg (@thegeorg.bsky.social)

The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:41 UTC

I'm on vacation without the sweetie. Just told him I miss him like my phone misses my watch. As soon as I clear the notification, it pops back up- watch dislocated from phone.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:54 UTC

You can tell I'm from the US with that response.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:52 UTC

Comfortably off means able to pay surprise medical expenses including the vet. Affluent means able to afford vacation holiday trips.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:32 UTC

Woken by rain this morning.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:27 UTC

No soup for you! That is the one truism about that show.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

I love blueberries. Blueberries do not love me. Baby wipes are wonderful for adults too.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

I feel that way about booze. So tasty! But I hate being drunk.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

Asking Biden to step aside invalidates the primaries. Every Vote Counts.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

/resists urge to go off on a rant about when forks were invented and the arguments against, but the real Vikings were known for their cleanliness and probably would have liked them/

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

There had better not be forks.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

I can't tell the story about the weirdest shit in my house- it's not my story yet. But it is weird that the attic behind the tub has a one-foot wide door for access. I'll have to take pictures to explain properly.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

I almost wish Larry got to pick his housemate.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

I sincerely thought he had glued cheezy poofs all over his head.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

And the amazing thing is all the skills I have learned when dealing with neurospicy family are all extremely beneficial when dealing with my Alzheimer patient. The meltdowns and rescues out of them are similar.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:57 UTC

My brother and I had a chat yesterday about the experience diagnosing his kids, and at one point the doc looked at him & said, it not about *you*. And we both want to say things now when we see people struggling with their kids.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

Just did sparklers with my brother and his three adult kids (all neurospicy). They all determined that 2 boxes of sparklers each was all they could handle before boredom &/or safety concerns overwhelmed them and they were done. Me, I lit 4 boxes, because I bought the sparklers & I really like them.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

For @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social a water lily.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

When I make them, it's one for everybody- dinner. But yeah, worth the effort.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

And now I want a 3 pigs sandwich. Breaded & fried pork chop, ham, & bacon sandwich.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

Yesterday I poured the last half of a cola float in with the last half of a caramel macchiato (road trip!) And that wasn't horrid. Not something I intend to seek out, but I drank it.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

I have jumped in a lake. #happy

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

I did the full sauna thing in the winter. We did snow angels in the buff, which I liked better than jumping in the lake. Fun!

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:23 UTC

This much i know. I was just wondering if it would blow the pipes like lithium or potassium.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:05 UTC

Does that react with water like lithium?

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:56 UTC

Bock, bock, motherfucker.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:48 UTC

I'd be happy if a health teacher was allowed to fully explain what begat means. And oh my yes, the Song of Solomon will always be a better love story than Romeo & Juliet.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:43 UTC

You have heard already about me dislocating my shoulder in my sleep. I have figured out how to wrap myself in sheets and wedge against pillows so I cannot do that again.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:40 UTC

My own father made enough chlorine gas to wipe out all of the pigeons at his high school. Me, I just dumped some lithium in the sink drain.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:34 UTC

Even if it's grey & rainy, it's still my happy place.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:11 UTC

Monty python's flying circus reference- and now, it's time for the penguin on your television to explode.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

A penguin.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

I don't know who did this but I laugh every time. Scooch scooch eeek eeek

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Twerk it!

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

Go hug your boyfriend for me. I enjoy seeing people happy in love.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

Say hello to my little friend. I came very close to stepping on him.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:29 UTC

Today's plan- abandon the sweetie, run home to mother, and go jump in a lake. (Family reunion time, at the grandparents' cabin on a mountain lake shore). Gonna take my time about it though. Must nap first.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:22 UTC

That doesn't drive clicks, and that's how they get paid.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:15 UTC

Life is short and we need Joy in the world. Eat the chocolate.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

Running away tomorrow is go. This is not a drill. Running away tomorrow is GO.

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