working on an app called Bewail that auto-sends a spamfilter bypassing email reading ALAS, THOU HAST GONE AND RUINED IT. ALAS AND WAIL AWAY to the presidents of companies determined by the app to have issued updates that made the product worse. the email is sent q90 seconds for the rest of your life
"STOP! You've been caught by the enshittification police! Send this email to 5 other CEOs who also need to stop making their products more profitable but worse before midnight or else your yacht will sink and you'll have to start paying taxes!"