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Kepsico@kepsico.bsky.social |
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I am a Boltzmann brain experiencing all of these posts in a single moment.
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Kepsico
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If George Clooney can decide if Biden needs to step down and we're just going all in on celebrities governing, then the Stewart Colbert ticket is the only reasonable option. The only question is who gets the chair and who lives underneath the resolute desk.
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Kepsico
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Whatever dipshit MBA/executive decided the best way for utilities to increase profit margins is to find technicalities to justify cancelling auto-pay and see how many late fees you can get out of people before they notice should be kneecapped in the middle of the street and left there to bleed out
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
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Kepsico
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So the viral Welles guy is interesting. It's a very convincing modern Bob Dylan vibe, and undeniably compelling, great hybrid picking and sense of time. He seems more genuine and less likely a psyop than the Oliver Anthony guy. Jury's out but I'm enjoying it so far
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Kepsico
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We need an inverse equivalency of Moores law where each generation of fake endless growth tech is dumber and more expensive than the last. Internet of Things? Blockchain? LLMs and AI? The Techbrosian constant predicts next we look for messages from God deep in the digits of calculated Pi.
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Kepsico
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chip manufacturers need to embrace ruffles technology to prevent tunneling. Or perhaps the Pringles hyperbolic paraboloid offers a solution? The answer lies in starches, not silicon
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Kepsico
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I finally remembered what my "load bearing posts of twitter" favorite was
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Kepsico
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AI is an abomination, but on today's rewatchables episode they talk about what Twister would have been like with Tom Cruise in it, and now I need AI to generate me a scene of Tom Cruise outrunning a tornado in a flat out sprint on an Oklahoma highway.
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Kepsico
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Damn Bob Odenkirk hacked on twitter. Twitter accounts are just getting hacked left and right these days
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Kepsico
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It reads like a bad essay a freshmen in high school would write in response to a cheeky prompt from a teacher who was hoping her students would have some revelations about historical context, but instead football jock's libertarian Dad fed him some lines
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Kepsico
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I just woke up from like an hour long dream literally about running from a Tiger in the jungle. That's really not very subtle and definitely not a very good omen no matter how you slice it.
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Catbus
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Kepsico
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Well it's a dying art form and they're all pretty bitter about it. I get it, but it definitely isn't fun to listen to
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Pavel
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Well this is grim
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Dell Cameron
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Thinking about all the actual newshounds who spent their living researching and investigating corruption and how many lost their jobs in wave after wave of media layoffs while watching the NYT pour a small fortune into having 20 different people rehash the same argument every single day.
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Kepsico
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THIS IS A SPOON.
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Haus of Decline
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Katie Tightpussy
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me: idk what to do while sick youtube: do you want to watch an hour long professionally animated deep dive into explaining what makes the lockheed sr-71 blackbird so cool me: wellllllllll shucks i reckon i could be inclined
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Kepsico
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Kepsico
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Let Bill Hader direct a feature film you cowards.
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Chef Gaykwon
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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Kepsico
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Appropriately ominous skies for a 4th of July that feels like a funeral
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Kepsico
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I wish I could convince my family to move to a safer part of the country before it all starts
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Kepsico
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I think I probably lost 10 IQ points building model battleships with this shit in the 90s as an 8 year old. Those fumes were no joke
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Jesse Raub
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time and time again people are confused that the content they see is directly related to the people they follow and that they’re absolutely lost navigating the internet without an algorithm force feeding them lowest common denominator dreck
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Kepsico
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Should I just quit my job today and use the time left before November to burn through my savings traveling or like, indulge in bucket list items? I mean what's the play here?
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Kepsico
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Kepsico
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You are not wrong. When you realize you aren't at the lever, you're on the tracks of the trolly problem, you might as well enjoy the view of the sky instead of staring at the thing as it comes at you. Time to log off and talk a walk
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Star Trek Minus Context
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Kepsico
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In a long string of days since 2016 where it is very difficult to focus on life and work, where the doom scrolling and void staring seem like the only reasonable thing, today may be the worst yet.
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Kepsico
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I am 12 years old. I am playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. I have just learned to kickflip. My friends are kind. I am kind. I am hopeful. I do not know the world yet. I do not know people yet. The end of goodness is something I cannot conceive of. It is not 2024.
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Kepsico
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Mental health status check: listening to and genuinely identifying with Papa Roach lyrics
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Kepsico
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If intelligent life forming democratic systems of governance inevitably leads to fascism, and inevitably discovers the technological ability to end itself via nuclear weapons, then is that the solution to the fermi paradox? It's in our nature to destroy ourself? Is that what's happening?
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🌭 stevia nicks
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i like it when yr listening to a piece of classical music and it has a perilous journey and an obvious underwater level
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Kepsico
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everything on the internet is so fucking fake now and I hate is so much. you can scroll reddit for like 5 pages and not see a. single actual organic video from a real human. It's all thinly veiled engagement rage bait or fucking ads disguised as cute content. I hate it all so much
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greg2hats
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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system
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Kepsico
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I've never really wanted to be rich, but I am once again looking longingly at the all carbon fiber 75% scale P-51 mustang that you can buy for $300k and wondering if I really ever need to be a homeowner or if I should be a plane owner.
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Kepsico
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It's extremely annoying how good of a song Espresso is because whenever I hear it in a commercial I actually have a positive response to it
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Kepsico
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Say whatever you want about Aaron Sorkin and the writing and politics of The West Wing as a TV show, but this is pretty god damn evergreen for having aired in 2002.
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Kepsico
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Mom! Look at me turn! Mom look how fast I can turn! I'm like a fighter jet! I'm just like Maverick! Mom look I'm dangerous!
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WholesomeMemes
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Kepsico
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And they were wrong. The electoral college barely matters in this election. Don't you fucking see the obvious writing on the wall? I'm sorry I'm bad at convincing people of things so I'm going to stop replying, but PLEASE try to see the bigger picture beyond your personal moral high ground
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Kepsico
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The popular vote total has never mattered before. It absolutely will matter this time. This is not a normal election.
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Kepsico
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Man I am not going to make it through this election season. I really am not.
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Kepsico
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Your personal moral absolution is less important than the bigger fight, full stop. Contribute to the popular vote total that absolute will matter in this election more than it ever has before when the results are inevitably disputed. It's not a false equivalency. Vote against Trump. It's simple.
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Catbus
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Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan
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Kepsico
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Has there ever been any cyberpunk sci-fi where rich people get enhanced eyeballs that can see ultra-violet light and there's art that only rich people can see and the poors can't enjoy? I figure that's coming soon enough IRL
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Alejandra Caraballo
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Every Democratic party official that allowed this to happen.
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Kepsico
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Maybe we'll get a military coup instead of either of them. That'd be nice.
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Kepsico
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What?
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