The Onion @theonion.com

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GregoryDoodles @gregorydoodles.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Thanks for the giggle 🤣,)

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proud rebel scum ⚛️ @proudrebelscum.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 19:57 UTC

suspect could be trying to evade capture by dressing as a woman.

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ebillcoyne @ebillcoyne.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

It's absolutely absurd to suspect that he could be located at a landfill. Trash dumps have demonstrated a long standing tradition of not accepting the carrion flesh of litigators. " We had to draw the line somewhere."

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Jonathan Cutt @jonathancutt.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 07:56 UTC

Just like his hair dye, he’s on the run.

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Christopher May @chrismay.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

Has he tried one of the toilets in Trump's properties?

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

Ugh

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