Jam Max

@butlisten.bsky.social

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I Love Lucy aficionado

Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

He always knows just the right thing to say

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

They were right about the sleepy joe thing

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

This is our chance to get a really fucked up candidate up to run democrat. You know that melting radioactive guy from robocop? He could be the democratic nominee

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 06:16 UTC

The smartest dude I know: "Hey, what if I pour salt into my beer...."

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:37 UTC

Less things should have touchscreens

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:25 UTC

Here's why Joe Biden saying, "huh? Ugh, it hurts here *points at head* Please let me sleep" is proof he's at sharp as ever

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

The Raiders are getting cut

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

I did a quick poll and 0% of democrats support Joe Budden

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

Wow, I guess this isn't the America our founding fathers envisioned

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

Sucks to be him, I'm voting for a president with the guts and resolution to eat a human

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

This is our chance to do the funniest thing ever... re-elect donald j trump

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

Vote for whoevers tho

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

GOP says the president can constitutionally assassinate whoever as long as it's not on an election year

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

For a limited time ONLY

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

The dog he ate was really hard to train, though

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Onion is back in the groove, baby!

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:48 UTC

Except for joe biden!

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

Really makes you think

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

Overagain

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

Biden should have red laser pointers directed at justice foreheads to help illustrate the ramifications of allowing a president to do whatever they want

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

If they can convict a former president just imagine what they will do to a former steward of gondor

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

Most recent SCOTUS decisions are based on dudes not wanting to get yelled at by their wives when they get home

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

It's gonna be hard to get to those "high crimes and misdemeanors"

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

We all kinda assumed the president wouldn't be prosecuted for official acts, but thanks

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

It's batman and robin not batman and steve

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

My wedding vows are ready

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

He's no jack kennedy

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

Beastie Boys? More like Problematic Boys

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

He should be the first candidate to run with two vice presidents

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

I had all of Mozart's CDs before he went mainstream

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

Mint

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phil jamesson @philjamesson.com
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

me: yeah i used to be really pedantic. one of my most annoying traits lol not anymore though friend: thats great man. hey you wanna go to Subway's me (eyes completely bloodshot with rage): sounds good!

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

Domestic violence was literally one of his bits on jackass

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

It's lilo and stitch not lilo and steve

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

This is why we shouldn't nationalize biscuit companies

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

Can I vote for THAT guy?

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Gun manufacturers win another debate

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

If you aren't reading 2 full newspapers every morning... YOU'RE the problem

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:52 UTC

All the recommended content on all the social media platforms are confirming that Joe Biden fucked us all tonight

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Yeah that's what everyone will remember

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

The debate convinced me I should just go back on Twitter

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

We're moving this headline to the front page

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Excuse me, reality is plenty enough satirical right now

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

We had a good run

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

That was a crazy hallucination huh guys?

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

Nation Can Tell Exactly When In Sentence Biden Emptying Into Catheter

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

The Denver Broncos just found their new starting quarterback

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

This is also how WCW ended

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

We'll make it

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