The Onion @theonion.com

"This measure ensures that any student will be able to look up at anytime and be reminded that our Creator has the cock of a riled-up stallion ready and raring to mount a mare."

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Myandra, Graceless Lady and Proud of it. @myandra.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

😄😄😄 I miss Onion posts, we live in a time where reality has outdone the absurd. Let's bring back absurdity that isn't real.

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Rhywle @rhywle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

You forgot to capitalise and ended her name incorrectly...

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Fuzzeremblem @fuzzerhop.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

That will make men straight right?

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Glen Jackson @glenjackson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

That’s right girl praise that penis

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Vanya Cooper @vanyacooper.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

Maybe now they can tackle the problem of all these pregnant women wearing shoes.

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Kodrick Awrar 🦊🎧🔜MP @allwheelfops.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

Fake news everyone knows god is a woman

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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

I apologize for the .. uh.. length of this image.

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IzanamiC⛩️ @izanamic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

@caldeiragiselle.bsky.social )))))))

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