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Biden: ‘Please, I Beg Of You, Free Me From My Flesh Prison’

Jun 28, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

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Silverwynde @silverwynde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Still waiting for the Cybertronian upgrades over here. This meat shell sucks.

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

"My mortal coil is, uh, listen Jack, I'm going to say this for one time then

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