Benderdict Cumbenderbatch

ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Very large wheels of cheese inspire intrusive thoughts that smaller cheeses cannot

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

I also have a vaguely penis-shaped area of concern

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

Delivering replies to the front lines

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

My first thought as well

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

7/9 sweet release

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Ah I used to have this one but I lost it, thanks

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

They have chosen swimming, and yes, some days we have to have a little more encouragement for practice or meets than others. It's called parenting.

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:32 UTC

My parents never even offered to let me do sports and it's a big regret of mine. I don't force my kids to do things. I set expectations of participation not outcomes.

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

I'm a parent, not an enabler. Kids need to be guided, and shown paths they might not otherwise choose because they don't yet understand the benefits.

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

If I only let my kids do what they want to do, they would eat chocolate and play on tablets 24/7. I don't force their activities but I do expect them to do something active, *their choice* and sometimes they need encouragement to continue those activities when they are having a bad day.

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

This is the most negative way to frame this issue I've ever seen.

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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch @benderdict.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

Simple solution: Every vehicle that crosses into FL must have a trunk or pickup bed full of dirt. Then just dump it out where ever you destination is.

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