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"I keep meaning to get around to it, but the month is almost over and I still haven’t screamed, ‘You’re a groomer!’ at the cashiers in this place."

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The Onion team… will you please let me be the one account you follow? Thank you in advance….. hopefully obligating you to oblige 🙏🙏🤙🤙

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BBL Lizzy's avatar BBL Lizzy @hereforagoodtime.bsky.social
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Let the onion die

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Steve White's avatar Steve White @stevewhite.bsky.social
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Maybe he thinks June has 31 days.

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Chrisby   's avatar Chrisby @chrisbyc.bsky.social
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Cowardly coward big ol' white dude. If you don't like the store, don't go in it. I'm sure there are many stores he never goes into but doesn't rant about them.

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John Forsyth 's avatar John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social
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IzanamiC⛩️'s avatar IzanamiC⛩️ @izanamic.bsky.social
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Durham North Carolina?! Why that's no surprise at all 🤠🤡

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