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The landmark reversal nullifies all previously lawful forms of right and makes it very difficult for Americans to make ethical decisions or be generally decent human beings without facing criminal charges.

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Kesslan's avatar Kesslan @kesslan.bsky.social
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Yall are supposed to do satire not actual news. Good god. D:

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King of Trains.'s avatar King of Trains. @exoid.bsky.social
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Finally, a president who is free from legal consequence! America needs more presidents who will lie cheat and murder without hiding it from the public!

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John Forsyth 's avatar John Forsyth @jhfhockey.bsky.social
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As an American citizen, I have decided not to pay taxes anymore. Since I am making this an official act, I assume I'm immune from prosecution.

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A serious person's avatar A serious person @seriousness.bsky.social
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Sheez yeah. The Onion strikes again with accuracy.

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The J. Cobb's avatar The J. Cobb @thejcobb.bsky.social
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10x better than NYT’s response

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