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The Onion@theonion.com |
"Oh, shit, that was my job?"
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Lee Toma
@leetoma.bsky.social
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Spin it, God. Actually trying to help alleviate the housing crisis!
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Danica
@ultrarider.bsky.social
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You damnit, God, this is why you delegate and have the angels help.
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The Great Gario
@gario.bsky.social
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well that explains the defeaning scream of cicadas that we've been hearing lately...
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Longfellow Deeds 🟦
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I can assure you ALL without any doubt in my mind that God is not the LEAST bit stressed. Furthermore, He is still planning on raising the dead for final judgment. Be patient! God is *not* lax. His timing is not our timing; just as His ways & His thoughts are not our ways & thoughts. Be patient!
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