you literally based your entire wedding around a donald trump themed in-joke, you turned the biggest moment of your life into a stupid meme, it’s literally the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen someone be proud of in my life
Bro, if your wedding is the biggest moment in your life, you should go ahead and file for divorce now. A wedding is a party. The couple gets to choose how they celebrate. You can choose something else for your "big” moment, but spare a second for the marriage itself, which is what actually matters.