Alex

@theunorthodox.bsky.social

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Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him.

Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Getting high just to help me sleep I am a real fucking blast let me tell you

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

Thinking about letting my phone die just to feel something

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

assbowl

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

You cannot be fucking serious

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

hey, Alf hog is always here when you need it

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

The only candidate I would get excited about

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

Filed under Who Gives a Shit

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

Gonna make a playlist that’s just Suck a Caribou’s Ass 400 fucking times

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

Why the fuck did you like this

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Just like everything else

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

Fuck Neil Gaiman and fuck you if you’re defending him right now

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

What in the absolute fuck

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

Some gave all beef

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

I mean, I haven’t seen any proof that it *wouldn’t* work

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

What about shooting cannonballs out of assholes

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:14 UTC

#metalsky
#goatsesky

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

lol I hope it keeps raining

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

Holy shit I didn’t even see that Holy shit!

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

“I’m not doin’ it”

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

bsky.app/profile/theu...

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

YES… HA HA HA… YES!

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

Great album art, or greatest album art?

tomarum.bandcamp.com/album/wounds...

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

The Reason for the Season

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

So polite

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

More moving than Streets of Philadelphia

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

Imagining a powerful mid-90’s Bruce Springsteen anthem called American Beavis

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

youtu.be/b2Y_LmdfRC4?...

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

lol

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

I’m learning so much on the internet

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

hoot doogs

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

They’re my favorite team!

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

lol www.neweracap.com/products/new...

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:57 UTC

☺️

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

Is this about me

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

The best kind of party 😎

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

I would do this with Wesley Willis

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

😔

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

Happy fourth

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

lol bsky.app/profile/chee...

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Dingerbot @dingerbot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

CIN Home Run! Spencer Steer homers (11) on a fly ball to right field. Jonathan India scores. Elly De La Cruz scores. The score is now CIN 5, NYY 0 (Top 5)

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

USA NewYork

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cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

anyways; happy holidays

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

OK Bluesky comrades, who can afford to donate at least $5 a month to @psabortionfund.bsky.social? They are an all-volunteer led abortion fund based in South Carolina. They do such good work. Will you join me as monthly subscribers? donorbox.org/support-the-... - they need a min of $10,000 a month.

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

Patriotse

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Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

Happy birthday America. I hope it’s your last, bitch

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

I’m ready to enlist after that

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

That’s the most unsettling part for me

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

No way they recover from this one

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

foots

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

More like the fart-spangled banner

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