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Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged)

@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online

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President of Blue Sky Communism, dad jokes and nu metal. Top 1% of blocked accounts on BlueSky Back on Twitter @undefeatedmatt

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It was that, Trapt or Kid Rock.

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Damn I haven’t seen that one in a minute. Insane energy in that one

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In case you’re curious where the Biden medical emergency rumors started…

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Got a snap of my bunny while I was mowing today. Wonder if they know each other

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We need a President who vapes

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! American Horror Story ass concept album

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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i really hate doing this but i've had 2 months in a row with essentially zero income, and im gonna be fucked later this month so i'm gonna leave my ko-fi if anyone has a few dollars to spare while im looking for work. thank you

ko-fi.com/mrcannoli

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People only know who this dummy is because he spent the entire Trump presidency posting videos of Trump doing shit

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Never even attempted to blow a piece of glass, but I know crap when I see it 😤

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This but it’s the glass blowing show on Netflix

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Can’t punch aliens like that any more because of woke

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I only made it to the part where will Smith goes “welcome to earth” and then I fell asleep 😭

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Also Randy Quaid has been trapped inside a men's room stall for the last five years

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You couldn’t make Independence Day today. Because Robert Loggia died almost a decade ago.

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Firecracker is what my company does when we lay off all the white people

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Happy birthday America. I hope it’s your last, bitch

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John Otto! Take her to the Matthews Bridge!!!

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Someone tell this weird coward to unblock me and check this shit out

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Cancelling the biggest account on BlueSky for attention. Sorry, Weird Al…

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Happy birthday America. I hope it’s your last, bitch

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If I saw a video of Kamala going raw in the pit of a metal show I’d join the #Khive

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Kamala Harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: “And if you're gonna quit, I don't give a shit. What the fuck, I'm a Mack truck. Are you gonna give up like a bitch, Or JUMP THE FUCK UP?”

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Me trying to buy more than two (2) briskets before the storm hits

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“Whatever community defenses we must mount on behalf of unhoused and other criminalized people, whatever fascist edicts we must resist, will require us to be organized as we have never been organized before.”

Take A Deep Breath And Think About What You Need To Do by @mskellymhayes.bsky.social

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Reskeet if you eat the pussy from the back or you think the only good billionaire is a dead billionaire

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I don’t think I have the self control to call Ted Cruz’s office every day without ending up in prison

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Shoutout the the GOAT of interpersonal manipulation

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LMAO, it turns out "X" actually does have a manipulated media policy, which I have only ever seen applied to me.

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The two genders are "Kickstart My Heart" by Motly Crue and "Simple Man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

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Anyway. Let's talk about how Mark Mothersbaugh of DEVO carved the world's largest ruby into a turd ice cream.

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First I came up with Turdis Industries with its police box themed sani cans Now, Shid Shed

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