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Coffee maker might still work! French press was a pain to clean anyway.
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Man of abyssal pipes and abysmal puns. Overly-alliterative Orlando-adjacent oaf. www.youtube.com/@ThisIsMichaelM/videos
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Coffee maker might still work! French press was a pain to clean anyway.
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Cat KO'd the coffee maker and fractured the French Press in one fell swoop. I'm kind of impressed.
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My guess is I wasn't paying enough attention when putting them back in place after the cat pulled them off the shelf.
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Been cleaning up a bit, but I'm shelving any further discussion about sorting my books.
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Despite the strict time limit, I'm afraid CrossFit clashes with my ideas about strict form.
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Play E.T. with me!
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Make the workout too tough to think about anything else: Squat - 11 x 5 alternate with incline DB press - 6 x 10 and chins - 5 x 10 in under 45 minutes
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Especially when braised in the slow cooker
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Monday mooed.
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Of all the boneheaded ideas I've ever heard...this is the best.
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Feels like 110° (or 110,000,000° when your gym is on the porch)
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Groceries a little livelier than usual
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My boy being a cat doesn't stop me from saying, "That's my boy" like Doggie Daddy constantly.
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You're one of the very best. Happy birthday and I hope it's wonderful!
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Helps my heart to hear that.
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Dan your door is ajar jar
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I need a cherry pit spittoon. A pitsoon.
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The Inside Out characters in my head
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Hunkered in our bunker
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Missed you, friend.
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Got a handy dandy pizza keeper to pac away the leftovers.
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Oh, if only our poor oceans weren't already polluted enough...
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Considering just letting the grass grow till I can disappear betwixt the blades.
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Call me crazy, but playing with your power tools for 14 plus hours per day in a residential neighborhood seems just a bit excessive
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I can't not name him Hugh.
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Farewell 2 my favorite Fernwood 2 Night host.
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Happiness feels a lot farther than a Flaming Moe away.
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Better hop on it before they're gone!
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Dan Cerinthedark
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hello, 911? I live in America
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That would increase my collection to one!
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Precisely! It's been quite a corker.
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Pardon me, giftshopkeep, but does this "themed" park have some place where one might procure beer and pretzeled bread?
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I miss the Seaworld ski show, but resent the suggestion that 1981 was 60 years ago!
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Standing in a loooong line to get a free manatee. You might be wondering how I got here...
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Almost didn't recognize young, mustache-less John Astin in the role of Donna Reed's hairdresser last night, but then his eyes lit up with that unmistakable Gomez gleam.
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And I thought THAT was some sort of salad dressing.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AJ
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Are you corpsing?
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I'm available if you ever need a tagliatelle team partner.
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Rigor mortis? No. Rigatoni.
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Casket being turned by a big ol' can opener
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Happy Birthday!
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Another day, another complication.
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Love my little loudmouth.
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Well, if it isn't little L-AI-sa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED.
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Riff Raff alerted me to a fire on the neighbor's patio in time to call 911 late last night, the little hero.
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I thought it was a Ferrero Rocher.
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I still need some of her earlier works.
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Quietly compelling.
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Good answer! We also would have accepted "electrodes."
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