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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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you are beautiful too! ❤️
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Dan Cerinthedark@etbeeegood.bsky.social |
554 followers 347 following 1075 posts
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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you are beautiful too! ❤️
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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the hotdog contest but instead how many one can fit in their butt
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I like to fill in the gaps here with what I call grout skeets
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I die, I’d like my bones to be played like a xylophone by a giant purple gorilla
7 replies 37 reposts 86 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons
4 replies 49 reposts 125 likes
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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Call me an optimist, but I hope animals revolt and eat us all.
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Chef Gaykwon
@gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
38 replies 393 reposts 1927 likes
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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Goth? You mean like Count Chocula?
4 replies 37 reposts 88 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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“Skill issue” they say. I prove them wrong by having no skills and therefore no issue
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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What do you want me to do actually achieve my goals like some kind of freak?
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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😂❤️
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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omg 😂
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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got my carnival outfit sorted
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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funnest death would be Battered by Boobs
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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Super(kim)star!
@aquavulva.bsky.social
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Now I want to try outdependence
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Fortunes on kazoo paper, humming on cookies. "What. It's bring your parallel universe to leisure day."
1 replies 23 reposts 33 likes
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Actias Luna
@actiasluna5.bsky.social
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Cute lil buddy
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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a daycare for adults where instead of cookies and juice you get Xanax and vodka
13 replies 55 reposts 161 likes
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Pine Affinity
@breed.bsky.social
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Separating the art from the artist is easier than ever with the all-new Celeb Centrifuge 2.0
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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The amount of ppl blocking me is becoming excessive wtf did I ever do to you losers?
19 replies 20 reposts 91 likes
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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My mom to my dad while leaving the store:
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Maybe you should have thought about that before being born!
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Rogs 🤖
@stev.bsky.social
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Dream hug rotation
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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once i said "crat" instead of "cat" that's why i'm like this
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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recommending my dentist to a friend and asking for my referral bonus to be paid in teeth
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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my new friend Smiley, she can eat my hostas if she wants to
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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The Midsommar flower dress only it’s me covered in hot dogs
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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If I could only recommend one follow on bsky, it would be @tuskjenkins.bsky.social hands down no question just the best of everything
11 replies 28 reposts 85 likes
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Fingers are 50% off tomorrow
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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thanks for coming over but yall gotta go home now so i can jerk off
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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a cool Helmet song 🤓
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Let freedom ring. It'll go to voicemail. It's probably spam, anyway.
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weeder
@weeder.bsky.social
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Babe is something right, you haven't touched your despairagus?
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I’ve been so stressed out ever since I realized I’ll be alive for the rest of my life
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Nice stars, bro. Spangle ‘em yourself
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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so dehydrated my knuckles squeak like a magic marker
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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*Attenborough voice a dehydrated male nurses Coors Banquet, perpetuating the diarrhea cycle
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Rob Cee
@robcee.bsky.social
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TV & movies led me to believe life would involve more crawling around in air ducts.
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
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i forgot to wish america happy birthday bc i’m not friends with america on facebook
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Sonic Youth is their children’s menu, right?
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mike☺︎
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
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If you die laughing, your soul is harvested by the Grin Reaper
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Saeg Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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cerberus hot dogs
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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A tablecloth of turtles that scatter as you approach, leaving the dinnerware undisturbed. This is the shell game of the bog repertoire.
1 replies 36 reposts 55 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I die, the first twenty people at my funeral can have a finger or toe while supplies last
12 replies 63 reposts 267 likes
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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"The Final Countdown" was released in 1986 and there have been SO many countdowns since then, I'm not sure what to believe in anymore.
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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I live in a Trapper Keeper
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