David Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

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That Devil Girl @thatdevilgirl.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

I love Percy Shelley.

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@orsa-marga.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

tuna already tinned🐟

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@crithon.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

this happen a month ago a few blocks away from me. Someone wanted to show off their new Cybertruck doing donuts on the beach.... and got it stuck. And it's just everyone trying to push it out of the beach.

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Jack Craw @jackcraw.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 04:47 UTC

My name is Unkie Herb

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James Ratcliffe @jratcliffe.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

Not surprised it sinks into sand, at almost 7k lbs. It's almost 1,000lbs heavier than a Suburban!

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DigsUpDeadFolksStuff @trowelblister.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

Not even smart enough to drive on the hardpacked sand.

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Cabe - GreggB @cabe.shadowtek.uk [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

I can't believe it's been less than 72 hours and it already looks like this!

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ShadeFawks 🏳️‍🌈🍰 @shadefawks.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

Meanwhile a 1988 Toyota Hilux with 190k miles survives being left on the beach overnight and washed in the coming tide. ... I would love to see the Grand Tour just tear apart how shit the cybertruck is.

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P Maramba @pmwearinghats.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

Probably…

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Andrew @openpolicy.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 03:42 UTC

An appropriate throne for our century's King Cnute.

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Dieter Schlabonski @schlabonski.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

Who’ll be faster ... the heavy duty AWD tow truck or the tide?

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proud rebel scum ⚛️ @proudrebelscum.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

an offering to Poseidon?

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Felix Dos Santos @felixdossantos.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

It's clearly not stuck. It's just resting it's eyes

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David Mohring @nzheretic.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

Umm..

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

You win.

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Shambolika Compton @shambolika.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 08:52 UTC

I guess that's not the 4WD model

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Russell goes NYOOM @snowball.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

they didn’t even air down the tires lmao

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Baxtermack🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @baxtermack.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 03:51 UTC

Hunting the great white wail, Moaning Dick.

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pa28 @pa28.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

A thing of such ugliness not even the tide would take it out.

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David Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Beached as, tech-bro

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Brian Smith @theactualbrian.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 13:12 UTC

I wonder who) what they blamed for this? You know they didn't blame the "truck" or Musk.

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