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Tim Hodgson

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Tim Hodgson's avatar Tim Hodgson @timhodgson.bsky.social
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Taking a peek at this Suarez character's wikipedia page. Now to take a big sip of water before I read the section on the 2010 World Cup semifinal game against Ghana (in answer to your question, no)

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oh yes, subbing LUIS SUAREZ in will surely cool all flaring tempers

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yeah because this game stinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You, a Stupid American, just don't understand the Beautiful Game. I, a Wise American, have been watching EPL games for upwards of two months.

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CON! ME! BOL! CON! ME! BOL! CON! ME! BOL!

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can we pin posts yet because

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i can SMELL these pics

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remember what they took from us

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one of those old stained glass overhead lampshades

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they also threw in one of the old BookIt! pins (i've long since lost mine)

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alls I'm saying is I can be bought for the right price

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Delighted to inform you all Perry Bible Fellowship is still publishing new comics

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Remove the Stone of Shame! Attach the Stone of Triumph!

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you're on thin ice for bringing this trash into my mentions, Numbers

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Our Culture Is Not Your Costume

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conquered the world in search of exotic spices and chose to use none of them

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Tildz I swear to god I have seen more of younger folk that age wearing Nirvana t-shirts than I remembered seeing in 199fucking4

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USE ANY OTHER SPICE

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England soccer like English desserts if GBBO is any indication A moment of sweetness before unending, crushing bitterness and stiff-upper-lip disappointment

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Pity? German workmanlike obligation?

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NOTRE DAME, COME ON DOWN!

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No Michigan Men have won something recently HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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no one hates England soccer more than the English! (except maybe the Scottish and the Irish) (annnnnnd the Germans)

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oh man this was years ago but my workplace once hired an editor who did not know how to bullet point a list in MS Word turns out they'd falsified literally all of their education, including doctoral work, on the ol' resume and application! whoops!

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"Why are we having trouble hiring! No one wants to work anymore!"

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lol that was exactly our 2021 when they tried to RTO us (only 2x days in the office per week!) and like ten people quit over the course of the summer

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"Look, if you want I'm more than happy to come in to your office during the next one so you can see me rolling my eyes and doing the jerking-off motion in the flesh in real time if you prefer"

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and toast

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haveing girl dinner for boy lumch #poasts from july 2023

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am i to understand with a heavy heart that the celebs are at it again

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just play The Zoo

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Preposterous. Canadian soccer. Things of that nature.

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[scorpions rock you like a hurricane voice] 🎶 here i am / soak me with the remnants of your tropical depression 🎶

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I think we have a wiener!!!

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"I'll see how I feel about this place" is the energy I try to bring to every job!

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if you were there it was more like a poop stage game

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"Hello. I will be out of the office June, July, and August. Email back in mid-September."

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your kid's thirteen minutes old, what're you raising a freeloader? bum! get him working the fryer

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envious that Europe shuts down for these events in a way that the USA doesn't even for the NFL playoffs and Super Bowl "take all of February off, no one even likes that month and it's the shortest anyway!"

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SPAIN: the crest of our national soccer team is the country's coat of arms. FRANCE: the crest of our national soccer team is a fuckin' bird in fact, it is a rooster, how you say, un coq hon hon hon

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*to the tune of american woman* inglourious basterds

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[opening up my god damn meetings calendar] there better not be any god damn meetings on here

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typos in shitpoasts do not count as awry

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We're just going to quietly slip out of this "first workday after a lengthy holiday weekend" with nothing have gone awry Like backing away from a house of cards

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That damn Costner movie is six fuckin' hours long?

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