Keely Briar

Fruit Freak @fruitfreak.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

"Unfortunately your boyfriend mauled your father... AGAIN"

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

Promo items if you got a special ticket, they had crossover merch but the line was loooooong. They did a drone show at the end.

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:09 UTC

Once again, referring to my friends as "skin jobs"

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:03 UTC

Me sneaking my boyfriend in through the kitchen window at 1am

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:03 UTC

Damn girl 🔥

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:02 UTC

They finally allowed anime at a real baseball game

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

Only horny on bank holidays

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

I'm going to build a roller disco

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

Real women wear this fit

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

Which one of you is this ?

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

The perfect presidential candidate doesn't exis.....

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

Plug in the RCA cables and let's do this thing

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

And unregulated

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

*inviting

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

This is the most threatening image I've ever laid my eyes on

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 06:33 UTC

Looking for the closest 24 hour Taco Bell after me and my buddy exit the club

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 05:33 UTC

♡

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

*cracking knuckles* gunna be a long night of 'getting horny on main'

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

I like the idea

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

D&D parties we made when I was 13-years-old vs. D&D parties we make now

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

All dressed for my job interview

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

100%

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 30, 2023 at 01:34 UTC

Saw this on Facebook and I'm losing it.. going absolutely insane over otter man

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 19:55 UTC

Releasing my nudes on SVHS format only

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

5 days of pornagraphic sleeping under a heavy comforter

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

I hate anything cozy, I just want hardcore relaxation or raw dog sleeping - nothing less

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

I have a 1988 oldsmobile that needs the same treatment

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

Of course

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 13:49 UTC

Good morning to all of you

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

Wearing these to all social functions

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Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

My argument for Spider-Man selling cigarettes is that tobacco is less harmful than another twelve superhero movies

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