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Chase πŸš«πŸš«πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ🚫🚫

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Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.

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Real β€˜what set you from’ vibes

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Just found out about Sabrina carpenter because I’m old and not on top of things anymore and when she says β€˜mother fucker’ in that song it’s like damn that’s actually really hot

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IM AN OLD MAN NOW the spirit is willing but sometimes it just don’t work like that anymore

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There’s so fucking many of them like goddamn everyone in America could go to Houston to buy a fucking car and they’d still have more cars to sell

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Listen, obviously when we fully evacuate Houston, the Astros and Texans and rockets cease to exist. I thought that was implied.

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Made a promise to rail my wife in every dress she owns at least once last night and goddamn brother I severely underestimated how many clothes the woman owns there’s a reason I haven’t set foot in that closet for probably 2 years at this point I don’t know if I can do this in a timely way

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You know that point in the drive on I10 where you start hitting car dealerships that have American flags flying that are like the size of a medium to large hospital? That’s like the desperation zone for me where I’m like I gotta turn around

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Brother I lived there for 3 years I’m 100% certain there’s more land allocated for parking lots in Houston than there is land allocated for houses. It’s fucking insane

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If our government isn’t going to do anything about climate change they should pay to relocate everyone in Houston to a different city. Houston sucks dick. It’s all mega churches mattress stores and dodge dealerships, the people of Houston deserve better.

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alpha males the moment they see a picture of barron trump

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Texas just went dark online for the last 8 hours you’re all cunts death to America

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Rip to Houston man

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There’s a statewide network outage in Texas so we aren’t doing fuck all at work

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Gonna post this the wrong way and hope I don’t get suspended. Just so you guys can have it in case you want to go to posting Valhalla with me when you die

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That’s gotta be at a school shooting

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Some guy at work is playing country music β€˜baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise’ WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

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I remember one time she stayed up and never went to sleep because she was posting all night and made some of the most deranged and manic horny posts I’d ever seen at like 7 in the morning it was awesome

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Thanks for buying my kids entire baseball team marble slab after they lost that game king. It really cheered them up. Remember after you found an abandoned puppy outside after and took it home? How is she doing?

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Dua Lipa is an MI5 plant

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Yeah it straight up did not work lol

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lol I literally can’t anymore even attempting to make a new account I’m suspended immediately

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I remember telling my dad in 2000 after watching testify by rage against the machine that he was being stupid and it didn’t matter who won because bush and gore were the same candidate. Sometimes a retarded 13 year old who forms their political opinions from music videos really is correct.

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Who died? No one? Free them.

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Retvrn to tradvition (of telling 4 Chan users to kill themselves)

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early 2000s posting was trying to get this species of forum guy to kill themselves

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Accept

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Jealousy is an ugly color

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I don’t know why you’re all talking about fucking socks but this is the only kind of sock worth giving more than half a second of thought to

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Why is there sock discourse

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I subbed what else do I gotta do

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I had 3 kids at 25 never take worry free busting for granted

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How do I use that nerd duel thing

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I don’t care how many underage girls he molested or whatever the fuck he did, I’ll always love the sandman and he can watch me read it from hell

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My doctor is an old ass man and kind of a dick and I’ve lost 30 lbs to spite that cocksucker and keep him from making more jokes at my expense

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lol

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There’s no good outcome here you tryhard politics journalism nerds, only bad and funny ones. If we can’t get good let’s go with funny. Go publish another poll that everyone ignores and stop trying to force sleepy Joe out of this race

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I hate that journalists from the lame stream media are trying to force Lyin Joe Biden to retire and deprive us of the funniest possible outcome (he wins reelection and dies on the same day and we get Queen Kamala for 4 years)

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Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

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It fucking rocked

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Just saw a tik tok where it was just a video of two hot women clearly moving and they each got on one end of a love seat and leaned down to pick it up and move it. And brother, when I say that made me feel a type of way,

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Smoked his ass

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*to the tune of safe and sound by capital cities* I can make you nut I’ll make you cum a thousand times Again again until you’re blind *trumpet solo*

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I had a headache and felt like shit all day, sluggish and just couldn’t get much done. Came home and drank a big glass of water and just instantly felt better why do I do this to myself

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Ageism and ableism are actually good when we’re talking about Joe β€˜kill a million Palestinians’ Biden, hope this fucking helps you tryhard faggot

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That sounds good imo

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Monster truck with big titties on the front that shoot fireworks out

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He blocked me on Twitter for this joke like 8 years ago. Glad to know even back then I was teasing one of my idols lightly for a good fucking reason Neil Gairapist can get fucked

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