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Kingfisher & Wombat

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BARD: Aren’t you supposed to be all about divine retribution? PALADIN: I’m more of a healing and protecting paladin. Derpsnake just wants everyone to be happy. BARD: You need a brain to be happy! PALADIN: Honestly, I find my brain is often what’s keeping me from being happy.

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Meri's avatar Meri @ladymer.bsky.social
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You come for me like this etc etc.

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Tarith Averin's avatar Tarith Averin @tarithaverin.bsky.social
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What a mood

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Kingfisher & Wombat's avatar Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com
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The mind-flayer has fled. Our new friend is an amnesiac, so we’re working on ways to jog his memory. PALADIN: Here, try to stab our Rhino friend in the back! AMNESIAC: Uh… *stab* ROGUE: Ooh, that’s pretty good! PALADIN: See if he can understand the hand thing we all pretend we don’t see you doing!

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Nigel Bell's avatar Nigel Bell @nigel63.bsky.social
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😄

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Achloryn's avatar Achloryn @achloryn.bsky.social
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boy that's a mood

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sylk's avatar sylk @sylk.bsky.social
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I feel like I've just taken a d6 of psychic damage, ow.

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Steve Burnett's avatar Steve Burnett @steveburnett.bsky.social
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"just at me next time" meme

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Orpheus's avatar Orpheus @orph3u5.bsky.social
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I'm so with Paladin this week...

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Kialesse's avatar Kialesse @kialesse.bsky.social
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now see here, goddamnit

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