BARD: Aren’t you supposed to be all about divine retribution?
PALADIN: I’m more of a healing and protecting paladin. Derpsnake just wants everyone to be happy.
BARD: You need a brain to be happy!
PALADIN: Honestly, I find my brain is often what’s keeping me from being happy.
The mind-flayer has fled. Our new friend is an amnesiac, so we’re working on ways to jog his memory.
PALADIN: Here, try to stab our Rhino friend in the back!
AMNESIAC: Uh… *stab*
ROGUE: Ooh, that’s pretty good!
PALADIN: See if he can understand the hand thing we all pretend we don’t see you doing!