Tobin Elliott

Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:00 UTC

😂

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:22 UTC

So...how's your day going?

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:14 UTC

As my mom would have said, "You *weren't* thinking, were you, Tobin? *That's* the problem!"

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:13 UTC

My last word on this...my final opinion on religion? There's just enough to start all the wars and hate, but never enough to end them. So, if there's a god, he's doing it wrong.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:11 UTC

The other thing I find hilarious (so, yes, I'm a touch condescending) is that this is the one you think is real. There's something like 4000 deities out there, but this guy. Yup he's the right one. ...despite history proving the book is fiction. Have your faith, be my guest. I don't need it.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:09 UTC

What I'm mocking is a document used as a rulebook for misogyny and hate. Some (like MLK) cherry pick the good stuff and use it for good. Most don't. And the church that uses it gets free tax breaks and allows their employees to diddle kids. That's part of what I'm mocking.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:07 UTC

Personally, I think MLK was a hero.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

Ah, there I go... making friends again...

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

Absolutely.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

That's about right.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

Damn, I think you're right. Best working theory I've heard so far.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

Seriously, right?

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:55 UTC

...until now. You're welcome.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:23 UTC

That sounds highly uncomfortable.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:44 UTC

👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:44 UTC

Just funny enough.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:35 UTC

Instead of being the horse's ass, he was more looking for the ass's horse. Horses, that is.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:05 UTC

Have you ever herd of such a thing?

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

Yeah, fuck that. Call me, so we can clear up the conversation in two minutes, instead of an hour of texts.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

I kinda miss that sound.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:57 UTC

I don't know. They should.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

Yeah...well...that could either be a really really bad thing or—based on some of the people on this app—a really really good time. The rise of the machine, indeed. Bow chicka wow wow.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:52 UTC

This may or may not have been right after I said something about "rolling up the window" and "dialing" a phone number, then "hanging up" the phone... Don't judge me. Be kind. Rewind.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:25 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:23 UTC

I'm guessing it isn't easy to wash that lube off that fuzzy skin of theirs, either.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:13 UTC

Even if they are a couple, there are nights when you can get sick of your partner's shit. ...especially when you pranked them and started the shit.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:45 UTC

The perils of sharing a room with a roommate, part twelve. NEVER, EVER attempt the viagra prank.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:14 UTC

Jack Kirby was awesome...but they should never have let Vince Coletta near his pencils. Vince was terrible.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

Yes. Accurate. I am this cock.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:52 UTC

BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW! Can't get enough of your love, baby.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

Personally, I'd go Barry White... Though Donna Summers' "Love To Love You, Baby" is a strong second choice.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:34 UTC

Can you almost hear the porn music?

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

Very much so.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:03 UTC

I know, I know, you're all jealous.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 10:49 UTC

Only because he got lanced. A lot.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 10:29 UTC

I... could be this knight.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 09:40 UTC

Ouch.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

...It's like the Supreme Court *wants* to see the entire country in flames.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:04 UTC

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 11:09 UTC

They missed a few... The knight who was sneaky: Sir Reptitious The knight who rode waves: Sir Fer (sometimes known as Sir Fer Dude) I'm sure there's more...

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

I did. Separate sentences, but...yeah.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:52 UTC

Well played.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:18 UTC

Grrr. Arf. I am Cerberus, the three-headed hound of HECK! And I'm a good boy.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:09 UTC

He will bowl over the bad guys. He will flush evil away. He'll ensure ur-in-all his thoughts. He's the world's shittiest superhero. And, while he may not be the hero we need, he's the hero we deserve. He is...TOILETMAN.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Okay, that's genius.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

Okay, this actually made me laugh. Better than my standard "non-dairy creamer"...

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

Okay, for the record: I don't give a shit what your gender is, what your kink is, what you are into, as long as there's respect, we're good. But please, I'm just not into all the sex bot shit, and the dick pics. I just don't swing that way. So, please stop trying to chat me up.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

Nope. It was chosen specifically because it sat square in the middle of reTALIAtion. Absolute conscious choice.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:42 UTC

That one's a bitch. I honestly don't know if I have a favourite line, specfically. I tend to look at my works as a whole package, not a single line. I tend to write to build to something, so sometimes it's just a fragment, but taken with the whole, it punches. Taken on its own, it's just words.

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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

Ah, perfect. Thank you! It was cut off mine.

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