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covered in bacteria

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“David, can’t you just go work for your sister?” (whiny) “but Daaaad”

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that’s just treating the symptoms, I’m curing the disease by muting “NYT”

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oh my god are you people going to be like this until November

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BE NOT AFRAID

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when I was a kid I was sent home in the middle of Oktoberfest for looking wan during a game of darts, and I really think that I, like the psalmist, was "sick at heart," although my doctor would go on to make a strong case for salmonella

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"Me and my droogs we sit in silence / Devotchka it's just me and you" -- Ariana The Large

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“Anthropic CEO? More like anthropomorphic CEO,” Dad joked.

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that guy who posts all the prompt tweets. eric alper

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this was an interesting read, thank you for posting it

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I looked at the picture and Virtual Insanity immediately started playing in my head

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[long drag on cigarette] “3Com. Haven’t heard that name in years”

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looks like Lobe from Freakazoid

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Once Upon a Time in the Midwest

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Spotted one going south on I-355 near Addison, IL. I was heading north so I couldn’t tell if he was a local or not

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I liked Fallout Tactics more than Jagged Alliance or XCOM

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☿ ♀ ♁ ♂ ♃ ♄ ♅ ♆

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why wouldn't you honor the friend to all children by naming your child after him?

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The High Deeds of Finn Gabagool

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which Virginia governor was it who could be had for a nice watch? McDonnell?

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morale in hospitals is currently very low and this is one of the reasons

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the Interplay/Black Isle/Obsidian games: "What if the 1950s' vision of the future came true and then there was an atomic apocalypse" the Bethesda games: "What if, 200 years after the atomic apocalypse, people in North America still had Irish accents"

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"the 80s" must be the term kids use when they mean "back in the olden days" because one time we were listening to "Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows" and my kid asked if that song was from the 80s

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can't wait to get the Songs So Sad They Count As Torture OST

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Reconstruction 2: For Real This Time

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Honestly, letting private equity work its destructive magic on an NFL team might be the best way to show the country how malevolent it is

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(that scene in “The Wire” where Bunk and McNulty figure out bullet trajectories while saying “fuck” a bunch of times)

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The Midnight Society's avatar The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social
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Terry Pratchett: hello unicorn fuck club today i've got a story about a wizard who is - get this - actually very bad at his job Tolkien: oh ho ho! terry my boy, you've done it again! Pratchett: there's also girl dwarves Tolkien: [suddenly stone-faced] i hate this

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I don’t think you can blame Atlanta for Kanye

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while walking in a 15-minute city, the character is distracted by the sudden appearance of Sydney Sweeney and doesn't see the oncoming pride parade float

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and if it was a joke setup, is the punchline “when it’s blazing”

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the thing where the nerd girl becomes a babe by taking off her glasses and letting her hair down, except this time it's Judge Dredd removing his helmet

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Grass is the most irrigated crop in the United States. If your grass can't grow without a hose, you should not have a lawn there.

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Back in the GWB days there was a guy in the WH press corps who was also an escort, and somebody (you?) wrote that finding out a media whore was an actual whore was like finding out a software pirate had a parrot and an eyepatch. Every time a metaphor turns literally true I'm reminded of that joke

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The pulp in a carton of orange juice doesn’t come from the same oranges as the juice. They add dried pulp flakes at the factory

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objectively true but not subjectively. the 60s were a party guest who refused to ever leave while the 90s did an Irish exit

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this is what happens when they let a state with only 1.4M people elect 400 state reps

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just had a Peppa Pig flashback

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had that once and I think it’s called 2x spicy because it burns both on the way in and the way out

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As someone who will be sending her kid to college in two years, I absolutely have been paying attention to which universities call the cops on their students and which ones don't.

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