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King, Lovecraft, Koontz, Poe, Barker & others telling stories round the campfire. Header by David Mumford. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Posts by Bitter Karella. www.midnightpals.com
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Happy fourth of July! Our own Bitter Karella is going to be traveling for the next few weeks, so updates might be sparse here. Please bear with us! :)
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real heads know!
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Rowling: blood play? obscene phone calls? exhibitionism? age play? full and permanent delitization? wrapping roy orbison in cling wrap? shopping for wonder bread? Rowling: look i'm just askin' questions! Rowling: i'm the normal one here!
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Rowling: is it kinbaku the ssenssual art of japanesse rope bondage? King: i Rowling: is it omorashi? whips? chains? crush? roman showers? diapers? furries? Rowling: iss it asss to mouth? no wait i already ssaid that one
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Rowling: oh my god doess tabitha know? about your sssecret perverssionssss? King: but i didn't Rowling: you're ssick ssteve, ssick in the head King: but i Rowling: iss it tentacless? inflation? sshrinking? fruit transssformation?
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Rowling: why don't you want to talk about thisss sssteve Rowling: if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear Rowling: if you're ssome ssort of pervert, you shouldn't even be here King: i uh Rowling: wow, sstill embarrassssed? you must be into some REAL ssick shit
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Rowling: sssounding? raw dogging? bug chasssing? Rowling: the donkey punch? Rowling: the ssspanish conundrum? Rowling: sspackling? hackling? rumpleteasssing? Rowling: facial sstarfish? juggler'sss desspair? Rowling: cake fartss?
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Rowling: what are you into ssteve? Rowling: feet? hair? Rowling: anal? oral? fissting? Rowling: assss to mouth? Rowling: double penetration? Rowling: wet and messsy? Rowling: waterssportss? glasss plating? cleveland ssteamerssssss?
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Rowling: whatsss the matter ssteve? you act like you don't want to have this converssation King: well, honestly, it's making me a little uncomfortable joanne Rowling: what are you into ssteve King: i'm sorry? Rowling: it's a ssimple quesstion ssteve
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King: i uh King: i'm not sure i follow you joanne Rowling: sssteve what hunnish practicess do your friends demand from women in the bedroom? King: i'm sorry? Rowling: ansswer the quesstion sssteve
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Rowling: sso of coursse i demanded to know what all hiss sstraight male friendss were into, ssexually Rowling: but apparently thiss iss not a thing that sstraight men disscusss with each other Rowling: which provess transs people are bad Rowling: ssimple logic, really
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JK Rowling: sso i was talking to a real life friend who exisstss (he'ss jusst sstanding right outsside of frame) and i assked him do you know what the bepenissed lessbians are doing to the ssoil Rowling: for ssome reasson he sseemed really uncomfortable
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Nabokov: ironically the ape only drew the bars of its prison Nabokov: makes you think Poe: i have no sympathy Poe: that ape can rot for all i care Barker: yeah edgar has strong feelings about apes Poe: ROT, i say
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Rowling: tell them, vladmir, it's a romance right? Nabokov: no it's about how i heard these scientists taught an ape to draw Rowling: Rowling: Rowling:
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VC Andrews: [singing] i have a secret recipe Andrews: concocted with much skill Andrews: and once you've tried my special dish Andrews: you'll Andrews: never Andrews: get Andrews: your Andrews: filllll Andrews: TAKEEEEEE Andrews: ten terrific blood relatives...
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VC Andrews: i don't think that's much of a romance Rowling: oh yeah??? well what would YOU know? Andrews: funny you should ask Andrews: i do have some ideas about that
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Rowling: humbert humbert ssufferss greatly in the purssuit of romance sso when lolita sstartss looking elssewhere for attention, humbert will carry her off on a desperate cross-country misadventure all in the name of love Rowling: in National Lampoon's Cross State Line Vacation
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Rowling: i know i know, you're all thinking Rowling: a romance between a middle aged man and a child?? Rowling: but don't worry! Rowling: they're both their assssigned at birth genderss Rowling: sso it'ss all ok
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Rowling: yeah i thought it was a wonderful love ssstory King: Poe: Koontz: Lovecraft: Barker: Rowling: why are you looking at me like that? Rowling: iss it becausse you hate women?
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Nabokov: you all can't understand this! this is REAL literature JK Rowling: exactly Nabokov: see? she gets it Rowling: a beautifully tragic love ssstory Nabokov: yes a bea Nabokov: Nabokov: what
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Nabokov: you had a baby clown gangbang King: WHOA now you're taking that scene WAY out of context vladimir and you know it
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King: wow this story seems pretty out there King: and you endorse this kind of thing? Nabokov: unreliable, dammit! i said unreliable! King: cuz i don't think we can approve of this Nabokov: oh my GOD
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King: wow jeez um Nabokov: but before you all get mad at me Nabokov: keep in mind that the narrator is unreliable King: i dunno this really seems kinda... Nabokov: unreliable, goddamnit! unreliable!
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Vladimir Nabokov: ok this is the story of the guy who raised his own child bride Piers Anthony: why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave
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Vladimir Nabokov: ok i got a story Nabokov: but i'm only gonna tell it if you all promise not to be mad at me Poe: we promise Nabokov: you promise? Nabokov: you all have to say it Poe: we all promise King: sure we promise Barker: promise Nabokov: swear it
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King: gosh joanne sure has been trending a while on twitter King: like, for almost a week straight Poe: oo Poe: er Poe: that's King: yeah that's not good Poe: that's very bad Poe: i don't think it's healthy Poe: it does things to you
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy
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you should order this now or risk being an uncool fool!
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King: so did you have a story to tell Cregger: no i just wanted to mention this pickle thing Cregger: i just think it's really cool King: well i'm not arguing with that
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Cregger: i tell you, this screw top technology is going to revolutionize the entire pickle industry Cregger: soon all the pickles will be doing it Cregger: i predict that you won't be able to buy a pickle that doesn't come in a screw top container Cregger: the future is now
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Cregger: check it out! Off! [removes top from pickle tub] Cregger: And on! [replaces top on pickle tub] Cregger: it's so easy! Cregger: way better than trying to jam a butter knife under a plastic tab
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Zach Cregger: big news, everyone! King: oh! are you doing another Barbarian movie? Cregger: bigger than that! Cregger: grillos pickles come in a screw top jar now!!! King: oh nice that's way more convenient
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Barker: i mean, what demon would even care about that? Barker: except maybe mammon King: why mammon? Barker: dunno, he just seems like a real asshole
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Barker: see the reason the joke doesn't work Rowling: the joke worked fine Barker: is that demons, typically, make you do bad things Rowling: you don't need to explain it Barker: but, to you, transphobia is good Rowling: jusst shut up ok?
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Rowling: i wasss jussst trying to lighten the mood with a nice little harmlessss transsphobic joke and you all jump down my throat!!! William Peter Blatty: you shouldn't joke about demonic possession Blatty: that's a serious issue
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Rowling: um i'm not actually possssesssed Rowling: it wasss a joke King: oh Poe: you might wanna workshop that one a little more Rowling: yeah ssure Barker: hm jokes really aren't your strong point Barker: maybe stick to manifestos honey Rowling: OK FINE I KNOW
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King: now clive don't be like that! King: this is the only way that we're gonna get another cormorant strike book Barker: oh my god King: i just gotta know if cormoran and robin get together! Barker: oh Barker: my Barker: GOD
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King: do you need us to take up a fund? King: c'mon guys let's pitch in! Barker: what the fuck? no Barker: steve she's the richest author in the world Barker: she can afford to pay for her own damn exorcism
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JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: sso bad newsss Rowling: i'm posssesssed by a transsphobic demon but my cheap ssskinflint of a piece of shit of a hussband won't pay for an exorcisssm Poe: King: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft: Poe: um Poe: well we're sorry to hear that
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Preeti Chhibber
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keep calling until we kill this bill bc oh my godddddd it sucks
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy
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real heads know!
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mama mia now that's a deep cut!! XD
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Rowling: cuz you know labor'sss worked really hard to court me by becoming transsphobic Rowling: but i mean are they really transssphobic enough? Rowling: i posssit - they are not
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Rowling: look i'll get around to writing that book eventually Rowling: but lately i've been really busssy writing up these leaflets that ssay "if you want a [transphobic slur] for a neighbor, vote liberal or labor" for kids to pass out before the north birmingham by-election
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Rowling: but no it's not italianss! Barker: is it fat people? Rowling: Rowling: they're ALL about fat people Barker: oh i see why steve likes these books so much King: well gosh darn it it's just unhealthy ya know?
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Rowling: expect book 8 to fatally sskewer the BIGGESST threat to englissh purity yet! Lovecraft: italians? Rowling: Rowling: no Rowling: acctually Rowling: actually yess tell me more about the italianss howard Rowling: they are kinda ssusss if you think about it
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Rowling: sssee, in every cormoran sssstrike book, i take aim at a different enemy of the people Rowling: the sssilk worm took on the transss Rowling: the ink black heart sshowed those autisticss a thing or two Rowling: and the running grave finally ended hippiesss!!
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Rowling: IT'SS CORMORAN SHRIKE Rowling: YOU'RE SSSAYING IT WRONG ON PURPOSSSE, I KNOW YOU ARE Rowling: well jussst you wait, you'll get yoursss Rowling: your kind is on my lissst Barker: "my kind?" Rowling: yeah i'll get to you eventually Rowling: probably by book 18 or so
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Rowling: i don't really write booksss anymore King: but joanne! i need closure on the cormoran/robin supercouple storyline! Barker: oh my god steve stop it you're embarrassing yourself Barker: it's fucking cormorant shrike Barker: have some dignity
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