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⚖️🏈🎮 Yelling about litigation Yelling about U of Michigan sports Go Blue Go Bills


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America is Russia, happy 4th of July!

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Biden would have to nuke Sallie Mae and all of its servers or something for it to make sense. (Which, for the record, I would be in favor of).

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Michelle Obama for POTUS based on polling... and she's not demented, or a psycho, or a demented psycho.

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The best argument against presidential immunity is the originalist argument that the concept never appears anywhere in the constitution. Conservatives invented it from the penumbras emanating from separation of powers doctrine. But it's not an actual thing that is explicitly stated anywhere.

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Peeps are now using revisionist history to argue sotomayor’s assassination hypothetical is hyperbole. Except Trump’s lawyer LITERALLY argued Trump could be immune from assassinating a political rival

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It turns out, basically no one is in antifa 😂

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Googling “how to join antifa”

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I’m starting a new Super PAC called Americans for Drone Striking Trump as Biden’s Last Official Act Has a ring to it…

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There are roughly 3 undecided voters at this point

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This is very smart

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Another lovely news day…

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We all know how this is gonna go. Substance has zero importance in elections

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“The only person on this stage who is a felon is the man I’m looking at” Just run off the stage after that line and end the debate

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Because…

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Boomers are responsible for this match up

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*nervous laughter*

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*looks around* WELP. I better hurry up and finish this book while it’s still legal for black people in the US to read.

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This could be warren or booker or buttigieg or Harris ripping up dictator Cheeto

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Bronny James got drafted scoring 5 ppg.

Nepotism is bad even if Lebron does it.

Bronny couldn’t start for a lot of college teams on those #s

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The people whining about the "war on masculinity" are doing the victimhood thing they claim to hate. There is no war on masculinity. Throw a masculinity pity party if you want and invite all your bros. No one cares.

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*GASP* lol I'd give him an IV of meth if I were on his prep team (if that's even a thing). Whatever it takes.

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Give Biden all of the cognitive performance enhancing drugs known to man, IDC. Stakes are too high.

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The voice messages of county clerks in Virginia be like, "hey it's Steve. I'm at lunch, hit me back after 1pm."

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A (soon to be former) client hit me with "I'm not sure you know what negligence is, but..." Nah, just 3 years of law school plus 15 years of literally only handling negligence cases. Not quite sure what that is. Please enlighten me.

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My bad, lol. Incredible you got that. Like, why are we worshipping radio personalities? What about researchers, authors, policy experts? So dumb. THA GOD should have zero influence. He's like black Joe Rogan.

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I don't care what someone who calls himself "Charlemagne the God" has to say about policy or politics. Stop worshipping clowns.

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😬 people move South for WARMER weather Crazy times

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BRB, making a Geocities-style website where I'm a superhero lawyer.

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A very successful plaintiffs attorney thought it was a good idea to put a video of him shooting lasers out of his eyes on the front page of his website. Tons of people hire this firm. Where am I going wrong in life? More absurd self-promotion I guess.

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I represent a woman who had an artery tear during chiro manipulation. It's a surprisingly difficult case because there isn't really a standard of care for chiros. It's basically "do whatever you want" Snake oil.

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It’s amazing their delis still exist, especially in very liberal areas. Never been, but I’ve walked past 1,000x

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Logical consistency isn't really a thing people care about in politics anymore, unfortunately.