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Torts and Sports

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A very successful plaintiffs attorney thought it was a good idea to put a video of him shooting lasers out of his eyes on the front page of his website. Tons of people hire this firm. Where am I going wrong in life? More absurd self-promotion I guess.

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Jennifer Romig 's avatar Jennifer Romig @jennifermromig.bsky.social
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Tiger ads? Not okay in some states Laser-eyes ads? No state has ruled against them so YES until further notice

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Blanx, but National Champs's avatar Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social
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I actually have the laser eyes. No need to advertise, let it be a pleasant surprise to defense counsel.

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Alyson Decker's avatar Alyson Decker @alysondecker.bsky.social
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I am in the midst of questioning all my life’s choices... yet again...

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rexvrex 's avatar rexvrex @rexvrex.bsky.social
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Hmmm, maybe meed to tell my boss to have his billboards revised so he has red laser Dark Brandon eyes on em

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