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Emma Evans

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Such peer pressure bothers most humans, but why it ESPECIALLY WORKS HERE is that no one who bought this garbage did so because it's a great truck. They wanted people to look at them and go 'OMG YOU ARE SO COOL' ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Library Ogre's avatar Library Ogre @libraryogre.bsky.social
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It is absolutely hilarious to me, because of how much everyone was mocking it long before it arrived. No one was fawning over it but Elon fanboys, and it got worse and worse... and now they've stuck up their heads and are feeling the way the wind's been blowing for a long time.

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Ozma's avatar Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social
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I think some did buy because prior versions of Tesla scratched that novelty itch (in the tech-y sense) and they had that progress illusion. Up to now, Tesla has had issues but have not been complete garbage. Some is for external validation. Anyway, people do need to learn to give up both of those.

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MB Brown's avatar MB Brown @mbbrownsf.bsky.social
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I so wanted to go to the Silicon Valley Auto Show this year & laugh at the Cybertruck droolers, but Iโ€™m over 50 & thus invisible to them, donโ€™t know enough 20-30 y.o. women to accompany me in the mockery!

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Mayor of the Moon's avatar Mayor of the Moon @moonmayor.bsky.social
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"Wow, such forward thinkers buying this thing labeled as a truck but no one who owns one knows what a truck actually does"

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Nfinit's avatar Nfinit @nfinit.bsky.social
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Truck guys FAMOUSLY HATE TESLAS. They'll park their trucks right up against Supercharger stations, block in Tesla driver doors, all sorts of petty shit. It's great. These dorks thought they could buy truck credibility with the dork truck and it blew up.

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costrike's avatar costrike @costrike.bsky.social
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Aaron Bourque's avatar Aaron Bourque @afbourque.bsky.social
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PERSONAL TRUCKS are not cool. They've NEVER been cool. I grew up in the South, which is Truck Country, and EVERYONE made fun of truck owners. Commercial trucks maybe, but that's cause they're so big. Not personal trucks. A major disconnect between people with money and people who work for a living

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Microplastics Sommelier's avatar Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social
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and theyโ€™re all hyper-online freaks too, so you can do it from the comfort of your internet-enabled device, even

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Rsquared's avatar Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social
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10 year/unlimited mileage guaranteed mockery plan included with every Cybertruck purchase

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Billy ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•Š's avatar Billy ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•Š @jesterthejedi.bsky.social
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Vanity sells way more products than sex does. The people buying these metal scrap heaps are ego junkies. #trendsDIE

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Mike Ross's avatar Mike Ross @eruptionchaser.bsky.social
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I put a deposit on a Cybertruck, for one reason and one reason alone; the promised price/performance ratio was gamechanging. Not to my great surprise, they overdelivered on price, and underdelivered on performance. Cancelled. I don't give a toss what it looks like or who does or doesn't buy it.

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I'm doing my part.

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Let's not post any more of these pics, they'll get upset.

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NP-Complete (aka Nellification)'s avatar NP-Complete (aka Nellification) @np-complete.bsky.social
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I have a colleague who I thought of as IMMENSELY cool, who I just found out is still waiting for his. I suppose he could have been speaking sarcastically when he spoke of having one reserved.

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Brooke Binkowski's avatar Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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Just like the blue checkers

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