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Mayor of the Moon

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I like some stuff and things I hate Nazi, fascists, racists, bigots, anti-trans shits.


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Those frozen smuckers PB&J's are perfect for taking out of the freezer and leaving somewhere. Like a nice little treat for your future self

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when the feds raided my house (one of the x) they confiscated my cosmetics making equipment and catalogued it as drug lab shit

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Abd Alrhman 🇵🇸's avatar Abd Alrhman 🇵🇸 @sonofnoor2.bsky.social
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Hey guys, I'm still alive, it's the 273rd day of the genocide in my city, I hope this evil will go away soon. 🤲🏼

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There's so many Republicans running for governor of Washington And I have no clue who the democrats are. Except maybe the cop lawyer for Seattle or king county? What do you call them, prosecutor? Attorney General! I don't even know if he's a Democrat. I don't want a bootlicker as governor

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Don't Pollserts only call landlines? In the Midwest?

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Yep. One of the biggest blind spots people have is assuming that underneath, others share the same basic values as them. They have trouble imagining an ideology that is completely misaligned with theirs.

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I guess today is a day to get beer and if I can find them, adult otterpops

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I keep getting eye twitches, which normally means I am stressed. And aside from the fall of America with the people who could stop it but are too busy shoving thumbs up their asses while asking for money. Also my neck is all tight and achey

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I was also a small child. I remember when Reagan fell asleep at the UN, the fall of Berlin wall and was pissed off every time because it was interrupting MY TV shows. Get that bullshit grownup sad sacks off my TV

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Very true and you are right. I was just imagining a Hobbit running up to a big tall guy and using their sack as one of those little boxer punching bags

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It was around the time where doctors supposedly found the dead worm in his brain

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Listen, we are at the part of the movie where all is hopeless and everyone feels doomed. Then a Hobbit or some character that seems to be the weakest, maybe just annoying, stands up to make a stirring speach. We are all that Hobbit and we gotta punch the baddies in the ball sack

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Like, I know that there's a thousand different ways that things could work out, but it really seems like this whole thing really depends on blue states not taking their economies and only playing with not dictatorships.

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What is wrong with married couples that prevents them from actually talking to each other as adults?

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Weird that the majority of the people and the electoral college all voted not to have a tiny fingered dictator and a creepy group of wizards decided that no, we get that now, if the president wants to be one. Unless it's the current president, then he can't be a dictator

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Feels like the perfect time to bring back dueling

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It just means that I have been dealing with a mom's anxiety about things that she doesn't understand much longer than a fourteen year old

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He looks like he was rejected by the pickup artist community

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Oh what a fun thing to wake up to

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Ashley Fairbanks's avatar Ashley Fairbanks @ziibiing.com
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That time I tweeted that most women of my generation and younger have nudes, and that we shouldn’t penalize them, but scorn the people that leak them. It went very viral and then my boss called and fired me and then an hour later I got another call from telling me I definitely wasn’t fired.

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👀

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Still reaches for his phone to call him, only to realize that he's dead when Throm's great great great grandkid picks

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I think we really lose out here in America, that we don't make our politicians wear state-fair ribbons and sit next to local weirdoes while they lose their seats.

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