“i can’t believe the local dive bar threw me out. i only told the bartenders & the bouncers that i wanted all of them to die. shocked at how i, once again, have been martyred. truly i am just another civilian causality in my protracted people’s war against liberalism & happy hour pricing.”
I realize it’s a typo, and I’m not mocking you for that because **wow** would that be hypocritical, but I really feel we should take a moment of appreciation for how on the nose “civilian causality” is in this context.
Throwing my drink at the karaoke guy because he wouldn't let me sing "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd a third time was a protection of my 1st amendment rights. this is what orwell was warning us about.