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Lornography

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Artist, musician, antique expert, guitars, synthesizers, sneakers, disc golf, and about a hundred other things I’ve hyper-fixated on over the decades.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸

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I think you have to be high on at least three different drugs to be on Bluesky. Was that your 3rd for the biometric scan or extra credit? Thought I was on five, but it turns out booze, mouthwash, and hand sanitizer all count as one 🤷

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Faster.

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Lip filler is the move to get us past this hiccup, I agree.

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🥲🫡

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Almost just watched this because I’ll watch anything space related, but I’m glad I passed.

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…but it’s over, right? 😭 or did they announce a movie or something?!

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I, for one, will be glad to vote for him, a black woman, in the coming 2020 election because the alternatives are worse. 🤦‍♂️

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As such, speed dating is just an opportunity to rapidly sow seeds for therapists to later reap.

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That’s just science. Like leeches and humors.

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👍

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Can one still purchase a lobotomy?

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Does a bear do the Charleston on his way to see the Nickerbockers in his horseless carriage in the woods?

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I mean, given mankind’s rich history of being assholes without fail, it’s to be expected, whereas a president going full dementia on tv for 1.5 hours is new and exciting. Was he not sundowning? Or is it a more nuanced thing where we’re not supposed to call it that anymore?

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Yeah. I’m not going to watch a debate that literally scared me and then just shut the fuck up about it because being honest helps the other guy. It’s this blind adoration of shitbird politicians that got us into this. Politicians are ass-sucking corrupt loser dorks without exception. He’s too old.

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Slurgs

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It’s the caves of N’fear!!!

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marijuana is a gateway drug. my buddy smoked it on the event horizon and ended up plucking his own eyes out

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There has never been someone so completely curb-stomped into hamburger in the entire history of hiphop. A packed arena where everyone in attendance sings “Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophile.” is just fucking unbelievably brutal. Drake is mainlining copium to not be dead right now.

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I’d get down on my knees for you, Jesus. For you I’m straight as an arrow. Get inside me and fill me with your love. You’re always on top with me, Christ. I am yours.

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Joe Biden has NOT gotten his head stuck in a big pipe and had his cranium stretched out to conehead proportions. And he shouldn’t have to go on camera to prove that to you

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Yeah that’s rad as fuck. Just started modifying an fx pedal and stuck a Roskopp face deck “grip strip” on the expression pedal. Seeing that deck hanging in shops when I was a kid influenced a lot of my tastes in art, seriously.

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People really forgot that all politicians are dork-ass corrupt losers that deserve a short leash and heavy scrutiny way more than our stan-ing.

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Oh yeah. “Artists” most of them. You got a cavalcade of cartoon animal boners waiting under that Discover tab, brother. I’ve blocked at least 200. In some ways, it makes me miss having an algorithm keep the porn “normal” for me.

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No algo. Timeline in chronological order. Furries fucking everywhere.

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Not to be a downer, but based on the last few years, there is exactly zero chance the USSC is going to have any repercussions whatsoever for their obvious corruption. Democrats will file various motions that amount to nothing and then campaign on it. Rinse, repeat.

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Loool my pleasure. A thousand years ago I went to art school and learned to use Photoshop at a professional level, but then Adobe started being software Rentacenter, and I haven’t had Photoshop on a machine in years. Hence the iPhone sticker job.

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I’m sure our confused, sundowning President will save us from this nightmare.

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Exactly. I also have an apple orchard, so extremely apt comparison

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And those creepy pedo Catholic weirdos kept it out the Bible. As a dj, I know the true gospel and spread it far and wide.

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God invented dancing to watch the ladies jiggle.

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Yeah, but that was fucking scary. Trump is scarier, but there is definitely a scenario where something happens after 7PM and our president is unable to act coherently, very much to the peril of American lives. We’ve never had two worse choices. This is so super fucked up. Terrified over here.

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I would argue that all incels are at least attractive enough to be *intentionally* celibate. If they’re a chud, they have no choice in the matter.

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A 9 year old girl won gold in the vert best trick. Youngest X-games gold ever. Women’s skateboarding is absolutely electric right now.

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Can’t really fault them for wanting to jihad C-3PO

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I’ve only blocked furries, and let me tell you, business is booming on this weird-ass place.

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if your candidate can't put together a minimal techno set that makes me feel like a single blissed out atom vibrating in a cosmic sea of like-minded atoms then your candidate cannot be said to be serious about the economy

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It’s even worse if you watch clips of Biden from old debates. If it weren’t for Trump being the alternative, Joe objectively shouldn’t be President. There are situations in the White House when a President needs to respond more quickly and concisely that he responded to those questions. Scary shit.

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