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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

You should have started with “Check it out now:”

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

Place the conservative justices under home detention/protection in order to assure their safety in light of their lawless actions. Ensuring the safety of officials is squarely within the powers of the office

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

But it’s a presumption, so if the President that breaks the law is a Republican, sorry that’s how it is,but if it’s a Democrat well you know

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

Useful as a window into what your abrasive relatives and coworkers will be complaining about

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

“Mrs Met and I really like your vibe”

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

And the John Roberts defenders refuse to grapple with his role in all the hijinks. At least Thomas and Alito are honest about being corrupt fascist nincompoops

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

🗣️WHAT ARE THOOOSE

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

Is it better worse that he 100%got paid to post this

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

One of my probably wrong, dumbass takes is that the USOPC should be hitting every triple-a minor league baseball team to field a cricket team and that they could be pretty good

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

Yes he is threatened by the prevalence of very stupid voters, I agree

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

LOLing at the idea of Tim finishing that tweet and then immediately opening a new tab. The thing about a civil war is you have to actually do it

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

They should put Trump in Jeffrey Epstein’s old cell

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

I will go on record and say that they should not profile my dad

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

Saw one charging downtown that had been wrapped to look like purple gold marble. They don’t look any better with color than the big driving Kenmore

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

The people that live across from the Alitos have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

Rico must have truly hilarious Google alerts set up for this

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

She Slobodan Milosevic til I died in The Hague

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

Just got hit with my first obviously wrong batch of Google AI summaries. Very off-putting

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Here at the El Redondo Econolodge, we do more cleaning for bedbugs than any other metro area hotel

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

You can’t be horny anymore, because of woke,,,

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

The Giants had a Union, Local 1604, proudly representing hardworking gargantuan Chicagoans of all stripes. Which is, of course, how they all got retirement and rigid confidentiality clauses

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

Too bad Slobodan Milošević died before he could go on the pod 😢

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

AP’s fact check coming up inconclusive because a swastika was used by Native Americans

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Great, now I’m imagining a Charlie Kaufman movie about a guy whose every relationship is a scam and getting mad that it’s not real

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

“I didn’t say I’m an insurrectionist - MY WIFE said that WE are insurrectionists, because she was mad. Big difference.”

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

Saw one last week in Raleigh, they’re somehow bigger and stupider in person

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

I can’t stop thinking about Thomas Chatterfield Willisburg writing an article in the Atlantic with Walter Kirn about “the danger of the elites.” Motherfucker does that word mean nothing

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

It’s extraordinary because he already broke the biggest most important Norm (treating NYT more important than everyone else). Nasty and Unfair!

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 12:20 UTC

Shifting uncomfortably “Now Ms Daniels, would you say that my client, Mr Trump, was kinda sexy wit it?”

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Asking about the worm is a HIPAA violation

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

Would not be me getting on a Boeing rocket

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

At least nobody at NYT has learned a single fucking thing.

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

Also denies their prized role in driving opinion. Not much better than the FBI agent that radicalizes some teenager just to bust them with fake C4

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

Bonk

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

I love to follow Sports, the problematic institution that kills my productivity, causes anxiety, and makes me want to die

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

Non-zero chance she assumed some Chinese diplomat was Kim

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

“All noblesse but no oblige” I write, my brain rippling with self awareness

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

The same spox will say “Guns don’t kill people” 10 times this thanksgiving to his nieces that hate him

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

In the crowd at the NFL Draft. My team just drafted a punter from Chico State I’ve never heard of. I am absolutely fucking pumped

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

Don’t worry everybody, racism is going to be solved by the *checks notes* NYPD

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

If the feed is full of screaming lawyers, don’t worry, it’s just because they were reminded that their work is built on a lie

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Truskers @truskers.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

“Okay, but what if I’m scared, can I do crimes then?”

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