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did a rorschach test and my sex pest psychologist just kept showing me pictures of assholes.
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Hello, it's falcon!
they/them 🔞🔞🔞
🎹 303's and 909's. Two seats, two turbos.🚕
I post about music, art, and gay cars.
listen to my ep:
linktr.ee/turbofalcon
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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did a rorschach test and my sex pest psychologist just kept showing me pictures of assholes.
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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inventing a new type of acid that will open your third nipple.
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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you've created loot
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i can imagine, poor thing. can't be easy to have a nice coat of fur when it's boiling outside.
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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hotdogs
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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suck it losers, i just aced this breathalyzer test. crisp 100%. guess who's going to drinking school!?
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@dumbmike.bsky.social
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FRIEND: I can't believe we got transported to Dead World, but we're both alive. I wonder what they eat on Dead World. ME: All I know is, it better not be us! NEARBY SKELETON: It most obviously is not. We just starve unless alive meat TRANSPORTS here?? Get your head out of your ass. Fuck you.
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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it's in two parts. full playtime is a bit north of 2 hours. BobbyBroccoli is amazing. if you dig this one you should check out his other works.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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there is a fascinating documentary about it. let me dig it up.
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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there is still hope for you. there is forgiveness within me.
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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Accept
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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ooooh, that parliament cap is so tight. would wear that daily
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hey @listigeplaylists.bsky.social
do your thing ✨
open.spotify.com/track/6bk903...
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one step ahead of you ;) thank you so much!
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yes! 180sx from my debut ep.
open.spotify.com/track/6bk903...
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hhkb 😍😍
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every single entry has been created by a real person. jobs are a fucking joke.
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currently working inside a spreadsheet that has 1101 populated rows. depraved, unnatural, not worthy of existence.
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milkshaked every day until the end.
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love that they're melting the brains of women and children for a fake currency you can't even buy anything with.
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i just hope he's as miserable at every moment as he looks to be
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holding you to this. you best get that work done.
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwW...
this is a microcosm of everything i find cool
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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i'm a bit jealous. apparently i'm already blocked by that guy :(
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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i've been fucked up. drunk within an inch of my life. exploring the depths of the human condition on a wide range of research chemicals that don't even have names yet. but never, ever, have i been so far gone that i thought placing an explosive device on the top of my brain case was a good idea.
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one of the strongest combinations in the history of the universe.
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yeah, that about sums it up, it's actually a banger. i'm just shooting from the hip. really curious as to what it might be.
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i still add "reddit" to the end of my searches if i need to know something about a hobby from someone who knows what they're talking about. but my life is so much better now that i don't frequent the site.
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@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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the opening from blade (1998)?
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sigh... sometimes i miss that dump
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working on an ad campaign that will run in the mediterranean, some of the text was throwing me off a bit so i asked our copywriter to clear it up for me. began the message with "hey, this is all greek to me" please throw me off a cliff
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lmao he got suspended
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all the cool kids are doing microtonal djent now anyway.
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guys will tune their fourth guitar to drop G instead of going to therapy.
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jarritos make water? dope! stay groovy ~~
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MORE MORE PEDAL WILL FIX MEEEE
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pedals have gotten way too good and way too expensive
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time to make the dumbest, most preventable mistakes of your life.
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fucking magnets....
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i don't think it's appropriate for Brianna to talk about what is and isn't normal mental development.
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- dad, why is my sister named Rose? - because your mother loves flowers. - thanks dad! - no problem, FUJIFILM Superia Premium 400.
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i'm going to corner the market on divorce photography.
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taco bella hadid 🏳️⚧️
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ruin the only thing you love by doing it for a living
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fr, it's strange that the genre is so rigid. how is it that you can take music from several generations ago out of its context, get free reigns to do whatever you want with it, and everyone still manages to make the same song?
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she nirn on my root until i *DEAFENING AMBIENT DRONE*
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my partner has been into crochet for a few years and the stories i've heard from those communities are also something special. apparently it's oozing with drama.
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reading a blog on sewing to get some tips and tricks on making my first pants, and there is a weird amount of trauma dumping in the comments of every single blog post.
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jfc that's perfect
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great work!
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