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Tuttle E Tejas

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Escapee from Elon's Hellscape. Would-be #crimefiction writer, amateur speller; RN's husband, #LGBTQ, #BLM, #StopAsianHate, #BreastCancerAwareness. Same handle on #Spoutable & #Threads 🍀 as corned beef and cabbage.

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4 things guaranteed in my books: 1. Humor via incongruity 2. Mocking my own writing limitations 3. Bad-ass women 4. Inverting tropes OK maybe I took this too deep. Not tagging but feel free to play if you want.

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Safe and sound here. But no lights, thanks to the Texas power grid and fix-is-in energy "providers," so I'll be out of pocket for a minute. Y'all be nice to each other and we'll play in the street when I'm done with fothermucking CenterPoint and Allstate.

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We! Never! Stopped! Getting! COVID!!!! What the actual SHIT is this headline?????? There has never been a time, in the last 4.5 godforsaken years, when we didn't have people getting COVID!!!

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So, the murder girl isn't for me or my blanky. She noped right the fuck out. Upside, I /think/ I lured her to the front of the house (treats) where the garage door is cracked. Now, watch the heffa throw a house party.

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Why do you think police give preference to military veterans in hiring?

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If they’re comfortable killing other people, they will eventually be comfortable killing you. You can learn that lesson the easy way or the hard way.

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Always. Most move on after the "fix." But we started this to avoid picking dead kitten up out of the street.

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Feral-cat case in point. This is Pally. She is a murder cat. I managed to get her inside during Hurricane Harvey. She complete trashed my office and couldn't wait to get back outside. But with just a little love and care, she has already exceeded the ave feral life expectancy. #Caturday message

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Feral reminder—if you can't help, don't hurt—the reward isn't immediate but it is worth it. #Caturday

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So, Abigail Disney, Gideon Stein, & Karla Jurvetson have all said they'll pull funds until the DNC replaces Biden on the ticket. But these vulgarly rich individuals will be fine no matter who is in office. They can afford an "oops," from their gated estates. The rest of us have to live/work here.

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True. Fucking. Story. Or, you know, so I've been /told/.

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So, in summation...#debatesmeannothing

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"#HappyJuly4 and fuck you, very much!" -Signed the Roberts Court

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Forget polls about Michelle Obama—or any other hypothetical candidate—beating Trump. There's no magic candidate, there is only the facts. In November we will vote for the next SCOTUS justice, women's healthcare, and our very liberty. Facts. NOT debates, NOT polls.

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While the media obsesses over the #debate the rest of us should be looking at facts.

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People need affordable housing more than corporations need usurious profits.

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Please. I am literally begging people to use the minimum amount of consideration Signed, A very tired retail worker

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i cannot stress how relieving it is to see the president of a major creative tech company like nintendo voice concerns about generative ai and say they’re not interested

www.tweaktown.com/news/99109/n...

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We close out our #WriterWednesday blog crawl and testy testimonialists' teatime with our credo: feed an author, leave a review.

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#WritingGoals when create our own worlds, we give someone else somewhere else to go; when we orchestrate our own escape, we free someone else, as well.

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