How the fuck is it 1am. How the fuck is it June. How the fuck is it even 2024, that is such a bullshit future scifi year. This is getting ridiculous. It's gotta stop at some point. We just need a rest.
You need to slow the fuck down.
When you were 5 the next year was 20% of your lived life. Like forever.
When you get to 50, the next year is going to be 2% of your lived life. You won't even notice it going past.
Slow_the_fuck_right_down.
Smell some flowers.
Stare at your squeeze for a few months.
The calendar is a dumb book that they publish every year with the same chapters and the words on slightly different page numbers
we have been played for absolute fools