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Full Mental Jackass
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Will go grab one tomorrow and let you know, I’m a Matt Cain guy myself even though the godfather sauce gives me heartburn. Worth it.
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Perfectly good white boy since ‘72. Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/his/MINE. Scalawag, craic addict, pale Panther, 31% That Bitch, Jedi oblate, ⚓️⬇️. A cracker, but I like to think I’m a Ritz. Enspoused to @ms8.bsky.social.
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Full Mental Jackass
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Will go grab one tomorrow and let you know, I’m a Matt Cain guy myself even though the godfather sauce gives me heartburn. Worth it.
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Full Mental Jackass
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it couldn’t have been just a trilogy, you don’t kill everything and restart in 8 if there’s only going to be 9. Disney was going to go 12 until they freaked out at the basement chuds and I will die on this conspiracy theory
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Full Mental Jackass
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I was last in Myrtle in summer 2003. We all ate at El Burro Loco and @aeka.bsky.social hooked up after having sworn between first and second OT that she would give up sex for a year if Ohio State beat Miami for the title. Maurice Clarett was suspended only weeks later. Loki is always doing push-ups.
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Full Mental Jackass
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WOW. OK then
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Full Mental Jackass
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That’s a real place?? On Cash I thought @greatdismal.bsky.social made that up for Zero History
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Full Mental Jackass
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and once you lose that person, God help you. No seriously, I know people who have put in prayer requests to find a new haircut person (and call down the wrath of Heaven upon the one who deserted them)
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Full Mental Jackass
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One of my former co-workers was a mech at Rucker and she was not only physically wrecked by it, she ended up with a nickel implant in her shoulder that is leeching metals. To which she is allergic.
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Full Mental Jackass
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You know that Anthony Hopkins exorcist movie? My wife has been friends with the priest the protagonist was based on for *decades.* You best believe Fr Gary is on speed dial
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Full Mental Jackass
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Like what now??
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Full Mental Jackass
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As it happens, that was the high point of the day. So when your day begins with a blood offering in your pile of used t-shirts and drawz, I can assure you in no uncertain terms that it is not going to be a good day.
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Full Mental Jackass
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This very morning, I was trying to be a good spouse, picking up last night’s laundry off the floor to start a load of darks, and buried in the laundry is ANOTHER DEAD RABBIT. Friends, if you need something powerful to wake you without resorting to caffeine, amphetamines or calories, that will do
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Full Mental Jackass
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So part of the reason the vibes are off today is because yesterday the Maltipoo we are sitting brought a dead rabbit into the house. Found dead or killed I don’t know, but there was a full and frank discussion w/her about bringing dead things in the house. I thought that was it. Was it? Was it FUCK
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Lisa Schmeiser
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ooh, I am here for this dissection of the Cool Mom, the maternal successor to the Cool Girl: halliehaglund.substack.com/p/its-cool-t...
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Full Mental Jackass
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I mean, other dudes in my department were complimenting it. You know how incredible you had to glow up for a cishet dude in 1995 to rizz up another cishet dude??
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Full Mental Jackass
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1995. Age 23. I visited SalonFX in Nashville on the advice of colleagues who said I should stop trying to do the Pat Riley and instead just put myself at the mercy of Cherie, who had a barber certificate and a liquor license. I asked her to do what she thought best and half a dozen people loved it
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Full Mental Jackass
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OK let me readjust: the Internet after about 2000 was a mistake
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Full Mental Jackass
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the Internet was a mistake
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Full Mental Jackass
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I mean it says “economist”
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Full Mental Jackass
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it helps a lot if you mute the possessives for candidates’ names as well, with both a smart and straight apostrophe in all cases
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Full Mental Jackass
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I find it singular that “opinions from all sides” somehow adds up to “unbiased news” without any leavening of “factual reporting” or “investigative follow-up” less “opinions vary” and more “is it so” would probably be a good first step toward fixing media
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Full Mental Jackass
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I have spared myself even that, which is remarkably liberating the more I think about it
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Full Mental Jackass
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Mild spoiler Acolyte: petition to refer to the one curly haired drama Jedi as Justin Timberspace
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Full Mental Jackass
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is there ever a good sports politics crossover article tbh
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Full Mental Jackass
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I think you have nailed the inherent problem of this matter with accuracy and precision
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Lisa Schmeiser
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This moment calls for a cartoon of Zaslav standing on a road as an anvil labeled "shareholder value" is dropped on his head. Meep-meep!
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Full Mental Jackass
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America 2024: consequences are for the poors.
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Dr. SkySkull
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The only thing left is for Zaslav to demand a $56B bonus so he stays “motivated”
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Full Mental Jackass
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Always so troubling when a mascot has himself on his vehicle
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Full Mental Jackass
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The one commonality they have is that no good ever comes of trying to make things now go back to like they used to be when you were a kid
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Full Mental Jackass
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“we’re bored of talking about it” is a piss poor excuse for not doing your job, and actually that’s a slur on the good name of piss
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Full Mental Jackass
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the standard for political reporting is nonexistent ever since it went from actually asking questions to doing a wormier version of the Pat McAfee show
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Full Mental Jackass
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what is political media if not sports media for people who were unpopular rather than unathletic
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Full Mental Jackass
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the next morning one guy was hung over and trying to feed a $50 bill into a Coke machine, and two more were banging on the door of a closed McDonalds screaming offering $200 for an Egg McMuffin to the shadow they thought they saw moving inside. Priceless weekend.
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Full Mental Jackass
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at one point we were shooting dice and one of the party asked when we were going to the titty bar, and another asked him “what kind of odds are they paying?” We stayed and kept shooting. I came home up $350 myself.
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Full Mental Jackass
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Took 13 guys to Atlantic City. Everyone came back even or up money. A buddy paid a resort in Wildwood into giving us rooms for a flat $200 for the whole group (it was March and they were still closed for the season). One guy stood on *12* at blackjack with $1200 on the felt and the dealer busted.
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Full Mental Jackass
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Meatball sandwich
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Full Mental Jackass
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yeah, and there are way too many people out here saying it’s time to turf Biden out for not having been a king, which is insane…but what can you do
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Full Mental Jackass
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this is why I would honestly rather have a parliamentary system at this point, because the whole “elect this person king” is at odds with how things were always intended to work here
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Full Mental Jackass
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Boogs, Browns
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Full Mental Jackass
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Hoodies? The company t-shirt under the company hoodie is the Silly Con Valley men’s twin-set it’s Garanimals for people who think you don’t have to know anything if you can just say “learn to code”
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Full Mental Jackass
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Pouches, surely
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Full Mental Jackass
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LOL I bought them based off an ad in the New Yorker twenty-some years ago
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Full Mental Jackass
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I have retained one (1) pair. Flat front Bill’s, hemmed for standing with no break. I have no idea where they are
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Full Mental Jackass
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what if you get your GF hired to do the exact same job as you in the same department? I mean we both made very good careers out of it
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Ryan Broderick
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"Slop" has become the defining genre of the 2020s. And now everything has to meet two contradictory requirements. It must fill the content void and also be the most popular thing ever.
www.garbageday.email/p/slop-void
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Full Mental Jackass
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I agree with you but I’m gonna need a refresher on what the previous coordinates of God’s light were for the British press
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Full Mental Jackass
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It basically looked in 2023 exactly like I remember it looking in 1989
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Full Mental Jackass
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It was tragically gratifying to confirm that people are every bit as stupid as I believed them capable of being
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Full Mental Jackass
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the California GOP has only had statewide success via recall and celebrity in the last 20 years combined. Being electable as a mostly inoffensive Democrat in California is like saying you can make it to a bowl game within four years
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Full Mental Jackass
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Oh I know he does. It’s basically a layup because Perot is peeling off all the “I vote for the man not the party” halfwits who want simple solutions to everything.
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